Shaggy's Eating Quickly (The Curse of McDonalds)
By: Dream dog
Like, slow down gotta eat the most
I'm, like, over here being chased by a ghost
Like, hurry up those hamburgers fill this cup and, like, eating quickly.
Da da da da da da da da da, like, eating quickly.
Scooby and Shaggy run into a McDonalds. They run to the counter and Shaggy quickly says, "Like, we'll have: a dozen Big Mac's; twenty Quarter Pounder's; fifteen large fries; and like, twenty five cokes." No sooner, the ghost of McDonalds appears and shrieks, "Sit on my lap!" Scooby and Shaggy grab their food and run and run out of the building.
Boy, like, I gotta run fast
Like, as fast as my legs can, like, carry my ass
Being chased by a ghost is, like, totally So ungroovy.
Da da da da da da da da da, like eating quickly.
Scooby and Shaggy run into a nearby park. They sit down on a bench and begin their little meal. They are having so much fun that they forget about the ghost. Instantly, the ghost appears and yells again, "Sit on my lap!" "Like, sorry." Shaggy replies in a childish voice, "My mommy, like always said never to sit on a strange ghost's lap!" Shaggy and Scooby hi tail it out of there.
My oh my things are, like, getting crazy
I just hope I don't get lazy
Like, Scoob, let's get some doughnuts
With all that sugar, we're, like, liable to go nuts.
Da da da da da da da da da, like, eating quickly.
The two run into a Tim Horton's. Shaggy then orders six boxes of a dozen donuts and several cups of coffee. He and Scooby then sit down at a table and begin enjoying themselves. All of a sudden, the ghost of Tim Horton comes to them, threatens them with his hockey stick and says, "Play on my team!" Shaggy gulps and replies, "Like, don't you think I'm, like, a little too old for the Little League?" The ghost yells and Scooby and shaggy run out.
Like, Scoob, help me
Can't stop running cause, like, I need to pee
Look, like, there are some bushes
You go first, but, like, hurry up cause I gonna burst!
Da da da da da da da da da, like, eating quickly.
The two run into a restroom. They come out to find the rest of the gang with no sign of the ghosts. They sit down on the coble stone and tell the gang all about it.
Like, slow down you move too fast
Gotta, like, make the moment last
Just, like, sittin' down on the coble stone
Looking for fun and, like, feeling groovy.
Da da da da da da da da da, like, feeling groovy