I don't own Naruto - wish I did - but I don't (goes off to be depressed)
Enjoy and read and review! Pllllllleeeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeeee!
It'll make my day and make this worth more!
The Day they Found Out
Chapter One: Konohamaru's Discovery
Fate, according to Iruka, can be very vicious.
And Iruka is rarely wrong.
Which Kakashi might argue otherwise.
But it is true.
In fact, pure accident had revealed the ninjas' secret – and the first person to see their daily lunch kiss – the sweet, pure classroom terror known as Konohamaru – hadn't really clued into what was happening.
He talked it over with his two friends the next day during lunch time.
"Are you sure?" asked Udon.
"I'm sure," Konohamaru shook his head. "Iruka-sensei was kissing somebody with a MAN'S voice!" He sounded shocked.
All three kids stared, trying to imagine their loud, strict sensei as somebody with a girlfriend – a girlfriend with a MAN's voice.
"Was he – he cute?" asked Moegi, with a blush.
The two boys blinked at her.
"WHAT THE HELL?" asked Konohamaru. "THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY ABOUT IRUKA-SENSEI KISSING SOMEBODY? We've got to find out! Time for action!"
"And you think it's a guy…" Udon sniffed, wiping his runny nose.
"Well, you said the person had a MAN'S voice!"
"Whatever! It's a mystery that Team Konohamaru will solve no problem!"
And his cape flowed back bravely.
The next day, they passed by innocently together and peeked through the slightly open classroom – just in time to see a ninja disappear out the window.
A ninja with grey hair.
And Iruka-sensei's face was red.
Moegi squealed.
Outside, they just stood there.
Iruka-sensei was going out with an old hag? With a man's voice?