Girl Like That
You know what fixes everything? Sake. It's even fun to say. Sake, sake, sake, sake, sake, sake, sake! Shoulder hurting? Sake! Had a bad day? Sake! Ready to kill someone you've promised not to kill until the journey is over? Sake! Don't have enough money to get laid! More sake! Can't find food? Sake (steal it, of course)! Indeed, sake fixes everything. Every ail a man could possibly have can be fixed by sake. Can't sleep? Sake! Feet killing you? Sake!
Girl who you happen to be traveling with boring a hole in your head with her incessant chatter? Sake!