I was inspired to make this by princessakiza1090. She suggested some ideas for rules, and I couldn't refuse to make this :DD So yeah… it's all her fault ^-^
Hahaha just kidding (: Hope you enjoy!
10 Things, I, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, am not allowed to do at the Host Club (or anywhere else) :
#1. I am not allowed to have more than 10 pieces of cake during Host Club activity hours.
#2. I may not, under any circumstances, have sweets when I have a cavity.
#3. Using my strength or cuteness to get my way is forbidden.
#4. I am not the Wolf-Man. Nor will I ever be. Pretending that I am is unnecessary and uncalled for.
#5. Haru-Chan is NOT a swing set. Neither are any of the Host Club members or our clients.
#6. I may not repeat any new words I may hear during an argument I happen to overhear. If I do, I may be punished in a commoner way. Getting soap put in my mouth.
#7. Yasuchika may call me an alien sometimes, but I am not allowed to retaliate in anyway. Even if I'm in my worst mood, and can totally take him in a fight.
#8. I may not kill anyone who makes the mistake of waking me up during a nap. I may only beat them harshly.
#9. Takashi is NOT renting me. Even if the twins say he is.
#10. I must do my best to protect my friends from rabid fangirls. Standing by, watching and laughing is a no-no.
I, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, here by agree to abide by these rules set by the rest of the Host Club. Failure to do so will result in confiscation of all sweets for a period of time decided by the Host Club, based on the offense.
Did you love it? If not, okay. But if you did… 1000 hugs to you! (And a grape! ^-^ ). Tamaki's rules are next. I'm not sure if Kyoya, Haruhi, or Mori need rules… Oh well… I accept most requests for stuff :D (So long as I know what I'm writing about.) Don't forget to check out my other stories :D
"PEACE! Well, not literally…" Tell me where this quote is from, and I will write a fluffy one shot of any Ouran pairing you choose! Alright, I've wasted enough of your time… Ciao!