Mastershake178 does not own SEGA, or Sonic the Hedgehog, he does however, own Butter Toast & Gravy, 2 dementinly insane roomates.

Prologue: The Characters

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(MasterShake178's characters...)

Name: Butter Toast Burns

Age: 19

Occupation: Inventor, dilinquent, lumberjack wannabe, gangsta wannabe.

Weight:165 lbs

Hometown: Cold Town, U.S.A.

Bio: He was voted most likely to suceed in college and become president of the United States... he would of made this goal, were it not for his fat excuse for a friend. Butter Toast and Gravy have been together since college, and are roomies.

Name: Gravy Globber Gank
Age: 19

Occupation: NONE!!

Weight: 642!!!

Hometown: Cold Town, U.S.A.

Bio: Butter Toast's best friend he'll ever have. Gravy may not be bright at times, and a horrible artist, and destroyer, and couch potato, but he'll always stick buy Butter Toast. The 2 met in college during graduation when Gravy (stupidly tried to eat a lollipop with a stick on it.) was choking. No one noticed except for Butter Toast, who quickly did the Heimleche Manuver, the lollipop came out (along with a sock, a skeleton, a shotgun, shovel, printer, and 10 old pet goldfishes.) Gravy swore a life time of graditude and friendship, although he doesn't display mostly.

Name: Stork Parker Talls

Age: 23

Occupation: Undertaker.

Weight: 132

Hometown: Cold Town, U.S.A.

Bio: Butter Toast & Gravy's easily annoyed, short fused neighbor. Stork is the local undertaker, so he has to get plenty of sleep in the day, but he can't have much of that, due to the antics of Butter Toast & Gravy. He usually ends up beating the crud out of both of them. However, when he gets really annoyed, he occasionly tied them up in the graveyard for a few hours, which didn't really work out, and never learned their lesson. Stork is the tallest person in Cold Town, with the height of 8"2 (whoa...)

Name: "Joe"

Age: 62

Occupation: Owner of "Joe's Chainsaws."

Weight" 103

Hometown: Austin, Texas.

Bio: Simply known as Joe, Joe acts out as a wise man for Butter Toast & Gravy, to get to their common sense side, however he doesn't have much of that either (especially he got both his legs bit off by a giant snapping turtle when he was sailor, and had to get pegs.) Joe is owner of Joe's Chainsaws, which Butter Toast & Gravy occasional goes to to check out new model chainsaws, once they even bought a cursed chainsaw, which chased them through out their entire house. Joe also has bad dental hygine, with the breath that could knock out a sludge monster.

Name: Super Stick

Age???

Occupation: Owner of Super Market.

Hometown: The Stick Planet, the Milky Way.

Bio: Super Stick is the owner\mascot\spokesperson to Cold Town's Super Market, to which he can be seen all over the place in there. He is the only recorded alien that actually made contact with humans, however, in the most stupidest of ways.

Name: Cold Thomas Towner

Age: He's dead

Occupation: Founder of Cold Town.

Hometown: Ohio.

Bio: Born in 18-something, and died in 19-something, Cold Towner founded the are that is Cold Town. He died to a printer to the head. Not much is known about this historical person.

Name: Dr. DNA
Age: 40-ish

Occupation: Evil genetic engineerer and wannabe conqueror of the world.

Hometown: No one knows...Florida.

Bio: Dr.DNA has always been fasinated with genetic engineering, genetic mutation, etc. Dr.DNA lately have been obsessed to rule the world. He leads a genetic altered (yet stupid) army of genetic mutations, from a chicken man to a marshmallow frog. He lives in a dormant volcano.

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(Sega's... oh heck, why should I tell you!! You already know about Sonic...)

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