AN: For the readers of my other fics! sorry! i just got my new laptop! I'll be updating soon enough. But first let me get this out of my head! Woohoo! This is my first of two things! This is my first ever wrestling fic! And my first humor, if it can be called humor, fic, fic lets just settle in first un-angsty fic. So forgive me people this is a real challenge!
Disclaimer: Not mine, but it is, you just won't imagine what i'll do muhahahah!
Hit The Breaks!
Bret didn't know just how Shawn makes him agree to anything he wants. Why does he have to give anything that Shawn asks for?
Here he is sitting in the passenger sit, holding and praying for dear life. Why did he agree to teach Shawn how to drive? Had he known that it would be like this he would have just said flat no. On the second thought, he still would have agreed to teach him anyway. He never could deny him anything. Plus Shawn would most probably drive Bret crazy until he agrees.
"Shawn, aren't you tired? Come on let's stop over somewhere. Or better yet let me take over the wheel, and we'll stop at the mall, kay?" Bret asked, making up any excuse to stop the vehicle, the deathtrap, that Shawn is driving. They have been stopping and going that it makes Bret motion sick.
"Nah, it's okay. I'm a little slow at this, and I need to practice you know practice makes perfect." Shawn answered looking at Bret.
"Oh, okay… and keep your eyes on the road." Bret resisted the urge to slam his head in the dashboard.
Several streets later.
"You know I think I'm getting the hang of this, I really appreciate you teaching me." Bret knows that tone when he hears it, Shawn is implying something. He just nodded in response studying what Shawn is going to say.
"I appreciate you teaching me even if you get car sick of me stopping and going. You know you could have just told me that I suck and I would have given you the wheel. But you just sat there and tried to make excuses." Bret looked at him sheepishly.
"I know, I know you don't want to hurt my feelings blah blah. Well getting dizzy is your payment for lying okay."
"So you've know all along? What about you, you've been naughty! You deserve some serious spanking baby!" Bret said.
"Wait, you didn't let me finish! You're so sweet you'll get your reward later. And yeah naughty deserves spanking." Shawn said in a very flirtatious manner.
Both are very absorbed in their 'talk' that neither notice that the car is gaining some speed, and that they about to run over a cute innocent puppy!
Bret glancing at the road for a second, noticed the dog.
"HIT THE BREAKS! Shawn!" Shawn looked at the road and did just that.
The car stopped right in front of the unmoving animal. It's cute tail waddling as it sat there barking affectionately at the occupants of the car.
Shawn took a breath, and grinned at Bret while rubbing his forehead.
"So… you'll be taking the wheel from here right!"
"Uh-huh…" Bret eyed him, but before he got any word out.
"Awww, such a cute puppy." He stepped out of the car, Bret following his lead, and checked the puppy for any injuries, and colar.
"Look, Bret it doesn't have a collar on! Can we keep it? He doesn't have a collar, look!" He asked his frustrated hubby.
"Fine, but if someone looks for it we give it back okay. Now get in the car."
When they all got in the car, Bret adjusted the side mirror and declared:
"You are never driving again Shawn!"
"Awww." Shawn pouted and hugged the puppy close.
Wakas
(Please read the an)
AN: so this is inspire by my experience you see I'm enrolled to driver's ed. And I just can't get it right! I hate my instructor! Grrr! Can anybody give me some tips? Anyway! I am sorry if it sucks! As I've said this is my first of two things! I don't do things like this! I write angst people! Angst!
Anyway! I think bret is not as unlucky as he think he is! He has a uber sexy wife and a new pet eh! Don't you people agree?