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Hermione POV

'Bye Mum! Bye Dad! I'll miss you guys sooooo much' I said. Sure I was telling the truth, but not the whole truth. Ever since they had decided to give me the 'sex' talk in the middle of the hols, things have been a little awkward between us. I mean seriously! I lost my virginity in 5th year with Seamous! And now, in 7th year they expect me not to know! Oh well, I can't blame them, how should they know – he he. I also just want to see my friends again and start my relationship with Harry (he asked me out at the end of school last year!).

I walked into Platform 9 ¾ and was stumped when someone covered my eyes.

'Guess Who!' said Harry's voice

"Hmmm . . . I wonder' I replied, my voice dripping with sarcasm, 'Harry?'

He replied by spinning me around and planting a kiss on my lips. We found the Weasleys and said humble hellos, before moving off to find a carriage. The first one on was occupied by some first years. Me being head girl and all, I went up and introduced myself. I guess I kind of got carried away, because Ron began pulling me off to the next carriage.

'Ronald!' I said in an annoyed tone, 'I was in the middle of discussing the houses!'

'Yeh, yeh.' He replied opening the door, 'We've got to hurry to find a carriage otherwise we'll have to join the ferret.'

'I'm glad you feel that way about me,' said a vaguely, familiar drawling voice.

'Get lost you disgusting excuse for a prick' I replied before closing the door, and heading to the next carriage. 'Wow, Malfoy got really sexy over the summer' I thought 'What am I thinking!' I freed my mind of such disgusting thoughts before moving into the empty compartment. I chose a seat next to Harry, which must of tempted him, because he swung his arm around my shoulder.

'What did you guys get in your exams?' asked Ron, and he must of noticed Ginny's 'opening' mouth before saying 'Not you Gin, I already know that you got 3 0's, 4 E's, 1 A and 1 D.

'Hey!' replied Ginny 'that D was for Potions! It doesn't count!'

'Congrats Gin,' I said, before saying 'I got 7 0's, 5 E's and 2 A's. I also got Head . . . OMG! I'm so sorry guys! I'm meant to go to the Heads Compartment! I totally forgot!' Harry, Ron and Gin muttered a quick congrats before I ran out the door and rushed to the Head Compartment. 'I wonder who the Head Boy is if its not Harry' I thought to myself 'Seamous – no, Dean – no, Neville – definitely not! Blaise – no,' by this time I was at the door, so I opened it.

Draco POV

I could feel eyes staring at me as I studied the Head papers. The Head Girl must have arrived. I slowly turned around when I heard a voice I knew just too well, and I knew this was going to be a long year.

'My associate, is a mudblood' I drawled watching her reaction before thrusting the papers into her hand 'If we don't want to spend more time together then we already do – which I don't, I believe we should get this over and done with. I tried to hide my emotions like my father taught me to, but I don't think my expert training had done the trick. I felt her eyes wander up and done my body.

'Checking me out Granger?' I mocked. 'I hope she was checking me out cause she is H-O-T HOT!' I thought to myself 'What the fuck! I'm a pureblood. She's a mudblood!' I pushed the disturbing thoughts out of my mind and tuned into what Granger was saying.

'As heads, we must set an example for the younger students and, while in public, act accordingly.' She said, in her know-it-all voice as usual 'It says here that we are able to give or take house points . . .'

'Yes! 50 points to Slytherin for Draco Malfoy being a sexy beast!' I said, flexing my muscles.

'Ferret' She replied, probably annoyed at me 'Seriously. We can't abuse this privilege . . .' Yep, there she goes again. At that point I just zoned out, and began looking up her body. 'her breasts are, probably a C-cup, her hips had formed nicely and bushy brown hair had now straightened' . . . what was I thinking! 'I better leave now, before anything else sick finds it way into my mind.' At that, I left a stunned Granger in mid-sentence and went to get changed, as we were approaching Hogwarts.

We walked into the Great Hall, and positioned ourselves at the usual tables. As per every year, Professor McGonicgal led the first years onto the stage. Once the sorting hat had finished its song, she called up the first student.

'Macmillan, Ernie,' she announced. The hat thought for a moment, before shouting 'RAVENCLAW!' The Ravenclaw table erupted into cheers, as a relieved Ernie sat down near the end.

Thus began the sorting. A few people were in Slytherin, and they sat at the end of our table. Dumbledore began his speech about the Forbidden Forest, before the food arriving on the table. I laughed as I saw the first years reactions. One of them had automatically reached for a chicken wing, before realising that it had just appeared there. She dropped it, and started screaming as she saw the amount of food at the table.

After everyone had stuffed themselves silly, I stood up and started to head to the Dungeons, for the Slytherin Common Room.

'Mister Malfoy' said a strict voice. I turned around and saw Professor McGonicgal standing there, with Granger beside her, looking just as confused. 'I am here to escort you to the Head Common Room, where you will find your own personal room and your shared bathroom.'