A/N- Hiya again! I know my stupid profile thingy says I have three stories but I don't. This is my second story. I know that this is an over-used plot, but I like it, so I decided to write one. At first, I couldn't figure out whwether to do a kareoke (fun!) or a talk show thing. So expect a kareoke story out soon. Alrighty, 'enough blabbity blab' (David Spade, Just Shoot Me. guest appearance, Hugh Hefner)
Disclaimer- I own none of the superstars, but I wish I owned Shawn Michaels and Jeff Hardy. *sigh* don't we all?
DOPRAH
(boy, what a creative title. *whoops* better mop up that sarcasm that dripped on the keyboard before I go on)
Sound of Mr. Movie-Phone: And now, for your inbore... errr.... enjoyment, welcome to Doprah, with your host Doprah!
*Crickets chirp as Doprah comes out*
Doprah- Well, welcome to Doprah. I, the mighty Doprah, am here to answer your problems-
Audience Member- Try some Slim Fast BLOAT-RAH!
Doprah- (ignores audience laughter) Today we have some very very special guests. Now first, before we start, I want to answer some of your questions. Now, does any one have any questions?
*Crickets chirp. finally some one raises their hand*
*Doprah tries to get up, and finally makes it to the woman with the chair stuck to her ass*
Doprah- Yes dear, oh don't cry. Doprah is here.
Woman- I don't know-
Doprah- It's alright, Doprah can help you with anything.
Woman- Anything?
Doprah- ANYTHING
Woman- Well, ok. Well, lately, I've been noticing that I am getting a little overweight-
Doprah- (cuts off) Well, that's all the time we have for questions. Now, after this commercial break, we will meet our first guest.
**COMMERCIAL**
Doprah- Well, well, well, welcome back to Doprah. Now, our first guest is having a few insecurities so please take it easy on him. Please welcome one of my favorites, KURT ANGLE!!
*Kurt's theme comes on and everyone starts chanting 'You Suck' Tears spring to Kurts eyes*
Doprah- Now, now, ladies and Gentlemen, please remember, everone has feelings nad you just hurt Kurt's.
Audience Member- Who cares? Kill the Queer!
*Kurt takes out his teddy and starts to cry into it as he takes a seat*
Doprah- Now, Kurt, I've heard that you have been having a few insecurities.
Kurt- *sniffles* Yes.
Doprah- Now, is it because you are over-weight, or because you are mentally retarded, or maybe because you are seen as a gay baby who thinks his seven year old metals are-
Kurt- (Crying) You people are so mean! YOU suck! YOU suck, not me! It's true, it's true!
*Kurt runs off crying and drops his teddy bear. Sheepishly runs out, picks it up and sticks his tounge out at the audience. Waves stupid metals before running back backstage.*
Doprah- Well, that was interesting. Now, when we come back, we will have our final guest. Stick around, you won't want to miss this!
**COMMERCIAL**
Doprah- Well, if our sponsers aren't nice.... Now, please give a mighty mighty welcome to our final guest, MATT HARDY!
*Hardy Boyz theme comes on*
*Matt comes out clutching a picture*
Doprah- Now, Matt. So nice to see you. Now, I, the great Doprah, have heard that you have recently lost some one very special to you.
Matt- *nods* *wimpers*
Doprah- Is that a picture of the 'Beloved'? (little pun there, if you didn't catch it. Beloved was a 1990's movie Oprah was in)
Matt- *nods* *wimpers* Yeah.
Doprah- Now, who is it?
Matt- L-L-L-Lita.
Audience member- She's not dead!
Matt- She is in my heart. She left me for another man.
Audience Member- She could leave you for another woman and I'd still be happy for her.
Matt- *sniffles* Shuddup. I'm xtreme. Not you.
Audience Woman- Yeah, extreme ASS
Another woman- Yeah, bring Jeff out here!
Matt- You suck!
Audience member- (sounding strangly like yours truly) That's weird, cause I heard the same thing about you from Kurt Angle
Matt- I HATE you! And I hateyou, Doprah, go drink another Coke-rah. And I hate you Lita the Peeta
*Matt runs backstage tearing the picture of Lita to shreds.*
Doprah- Well, if that wasn't an interesting episode. Now go out and by me, the great Doprah, a dozen chocolate bars. I will donate them to charity! (mumbles) the 'feed doprah' charity
Stay tuned next week when we find out whats going on on Rosie!
Disclaimer- I own none of the superstars, but I wish I owned Shawn Michaels and Jeff Hardy. *sigh* don't we all?
DOPRAH
(boy, what a creative title. *whoops* better mop up that sarcasm that dripped on the keyboard before I go on)
Sound of Mr. Movie-Phone: And now, for your inbore... errr.... enjoyment, welcome to Doprah, with your host Doprah!
*Crickets chirp as Doprah comes out*
Doprah- Well, welcome to Doprah. I, the mighty Doprah, am here to answer your problems-
Audience Member- Try some Slim Fast BLOAT-RAH!
Doprah- (ignores audience laughter) Today we have some very very special guests. Now first, before we start, I want to answer some of your questions. Now, does any one have any questions?
*Crickets chirp. finally some one raises their hand*
*Doprah tries to get up, and finally makes it to the woman with the chair stuck to her ass*
Doprah- Yes dear, oh don't cry. Doprah is here.
Woman- I don't know-
Doprah- It's alright, Doprah can help you with anything.
Woman- Anything?
Doprah- ANYTHING
Woman- Well, ok. Well, lately, I've been noticing that I am getting a little overweight-
Doprah- (cuts off) Well, that's all the time we have for questions. Now, after this commercial break, we will meet our first guest.
**COMMERCIAL**
Doprah- Well, well, well, welcome back to Doprah. Now, our first guest is having a few insecurities so please take it easy on him. Please welcome one of my favorites, KURT ANGLE!!
*Kurt's theme comes on and everyone starts chanting 'You Suck' Tears spring to Kurts eyes*
Doprah- Now, now, ladies and Gentlemen, please remember, everone has feelings nad you just hurt Kurt's.
Audience Member- Who cares? Kill the Queer!
*Kurt takes out his teddy and starts to cry into it as he takes a seat*
Doprah- Now, Kurt, I've heard that you have been having a few insecurities.
Kurt- *sniffles* Yes.
Doprah- Now, is it because you are over-weight, or because you are mentally retarded, or maybe because you are seen as a gay baby who thinks his seven year old metals are-
Kurt- (Crying) You people are so mean! YOU suck! YOU suck, not me! It's true, it's true!
*Kurt runs off crying and drops his teddy bear. Sheepishly runs out, picks it up and sticks his tounge out at the audience. Waves stupid metals before running back backstage.*
Doprah- Well, that was interesting. Now, when we come back, we will have our final guest. Stick around, you won't want to miss this!
**COMMERCIAL**
Doprah- Well, if our sponsers aren't nice.... Now, please give a mighty mighty welcome to our final guest, MATT HARDY!
*Hardy Boyz theme comes on*
*Matt comes out clutching a picture*
Doprah- Now, Matt. So nice to see you. Now, I, the great Doprah, have heard that you have recently lost some one very special to you.
Matt- *nods* *wimpers*
Doprah- Is that a picture of the 'Beloved'? (little pun there, if you didn't catch it. Beloved was a 1990's movie Oprah was in)
Matt- *nods* *wimpers* Yeah.
Doprah- Now, who is it?
Matt- L-L-L-Lita.
Audience member- She's not dead!
Matt- She is in my heart. She left me for another man.
Audience Member- She could leave you for another woman and I'd still be happy for her.
Matt- *sniffles* Shuddup. I'm xtreme. Not you.
Audience Woman- Yeah, extreme ASS
Another woman- Yeah, bring Jeff out here!
Matt- You suck!
Audience member- (sounding strangly like yours truly) That's weird, cause I heard the same thing about you from Kurt Angle
Matt- I HATE you! And I hateyou, Doprah, go drink another Coke-rah. And I hate you Lita the Peeta
*Matt runs backstage tearing the picture of Lita to shreds.*
Doprah- Well, if that wasn't an interesting episode. Now go out and by me, the great Doprah, a dozen chocolate bars. I will donate them to charity! (mumbles) the 'feed doprah' charity
Stay tuned next week when we find out whats going on on Rosie!