Insanity Underground
Disclaimer: Uhh..I don't own anything portrayed here except my psychotic self. And yes, I'll admit it's a self-insertion. I like causing chaos. And so do all my drama friends. Muahahahahahaha.. Umm..ok..on with the show. ~blush~
It was a happy day in fairy tail land. Suddenly, all over the place, plot holes started opening up and swallowed up Peter Pan, Cinderella, Snow White, Aladdin, and Belle. Plot holes also opened up on Earth. In one place they swallowed up Danalas and her entire drama class. In another, one swallowed up Sarah Williams. Everyone landed at the same time in the same place-right outside the doors to the Labyrinth. Everyone looked around, confused.
*switch to script mode*Peter:What just happened?
Snow White:I don't know. Last I knew, I was helping to clean the castle. The dwarves were going to visit.
Aladdin: Abu? Jasmin? Where'd everybody go?
Cinderella:And who are the live people? Belle:Where's the beast? And Mrs. Potts? And Chip..?
FicDanalas:Cool...we're in the Labyrinth...
Sarah P.:Atleast we're not in the Star Wars universe.
Boo:Did you do this L- FicDanalas:*quickly claps her hand over Boo's mouth* Do NOT use my real name!
Dustin:Technicaly, Danalas, you nearly revealed your real name.
Landon:He's right. You are the one writing this.
Josh:As we speak.
FicDanalas:Ok, Josh. That joke was almost as bad as you and Landon saying I was from the land of the Shemps last year when we played Translator. (A/N:Translator is a game for 3 peeps. One speaks a weird language, one translates, and one asks questions.)
Melody:They said you were from the land of the Shemps?
FicDanalas:Yeah. I had never even heard of Shemp up until then. I only knew Larry, Curly, and Moe.
AuthorDanalas:Will all of you shut up and listen to Sarah?
Sarahs:Which one of us?
AuthorDanalas:Sarah W, of course! She's the real star, not everyone else! Oh, and just so you know, I'm gonna slowly...Nevermind. Don't wanna spoil the surprise.
Sarah W.:Ok. First, we have to figure out what happened...
AuthorDanalas:I opened up a bunch of plot holes, that's what happened! *looks at the fairy tail people standing around dumbfounded, then looks at Colt, who is doing his stupid monkey dance* And I'm starting to regret some of them.
Colt:Hey!
Peter:*having seen a dying fairy on the ground* Oh, poor thing...Everybody clap if you believe or else she'll die!
Cindy, Belle, Alladin, Snow White, and Kaitlin all start clapping, although Kaitlin is the only one that doesn't feel a little silly.
Sarah W.:Um, guys, those fairies will not come back to life if you clap, and besides, real faries are not the nicest things in the world.
Kaitlin is the only one Sarah W. seems to be getting through to, as she stops while the others keep clapping.
AuthorDanalas:Alright. Forget being slow with this. All the fairy tale characters, for being stupid, must now die. *all the fairy tale characters are quickly cut in half, then swallowed up by plot holes to land in someone else's fic*
FicDanalas:Whoa, cool! I wanna do that!
AuthorDanalas:Hell, you're me and I'm you. You can zap the fireys with lightning, just like Palpatine.
FicDanalas:Yay!
Joseph:Wow, Le- I mean Danalas, I never thought you had any evil in you.
John:Yeah, did you have to kill Cinderella?
FicDanalas:None of them were essential to the plot. All of us are. And if any of us aren't, My author self will just kill off the unneeded person.
Brad:You wouldn't kill me off, would you?
FicDanalas:I would if it made the story more interesting. After all, my author self has an audience to please. But don't worry. I won't kill anyone off unless I absolutly have to.
Sarah W.:You people are all nuts!
Ryan:Not all of us! It's really just Danalas' authorself that's portraying us that way.
Derek:Yeah. Really, most of us are quite sane.
AuthorDanalas:I'm just portraying you all as I see you. And Colt, if you don't stop that stupid monkey dance I'll tell Cel not to get those tap shoes for you for Christmas!
Colt:But I want some tap shoes! And...and...you can't make me stop!
Janel:Sure she can. She's the author, remember? She's controling all our actions right now.
Sarah W.:ARGH! I can't stand you people anymore! Jareth!!
Jareth:Yes, Sar-What the hell? Who are all these people?
Sarah W.:I don't know. They must have escaped from some institution or something.
Andrea:Actually, we're all drama students.
Melanie:And it was all her fault.*points to AuthorDanalas*
Carrie:She opened up a plot hole in the real world and sucked us all in!
Tabitha:And she killed Aladdin!
Amanda:And Cinderella, and Snow White.
Jenifer:And Peter Pan and Belle.
AuthorDanalas:They weren't essential to the plot!
Sarah W.:See what I mean about them all being crazy? I wish you would take me to your castle so we can fall in love and get married while these guys are busy with the labyrinth!
Jareth:So be it, Sarah.
Sarahs:Which one?
Jareth:Sarah W, of course! *looks at Sarah P* No offense, of course.
Sarah P.:None taken.
Jareth and Sarah W disappear.