New Q
Author's Note: Just a funny story I came up with. Hope you enjoy it! 8D! I don't own Star Trek or its characters. I also don't own any of the movies mentioned in the story.
Picard was at a New Year's party aboard the Enterprise sipping at a synthetic drink enjoying himself immensely until Q appeared. Q was in a wrinkled Starfleet uniform dressed as an Enterprise captain. His hair looked like he slept on it. Q was swaying back and forth drunkily looking like a wobbling statue.
A few other people noticed Q and looked annoyed. Picard, himself, looked as serious as a diplomat. The few people that did notice Q looked away as if trying to unnotice him and lucky for them Q was only here to talk to Picard.
"HappyNew Year, Picord." Q said drunkily.
Picard immediately caught on that Q was drunk and facepalmed himself before he asked, "Q, are you drunk?"
"No no," Q slurred, "I onlydrank a little."
Q stumbled forward and Picard had to steady him before he fell.
"You are drunk. Why don't you leave? Go get some rest."
"Wanna watch Phantasm?"
"What?"
"Wannawatch Phantasm?"
"No, Q. Go home. Rest."
"Whatabout Child's Play?"
"No. I said go home."
"Areyou sureyou don't - don't wannawatch Phantasm?"
"No, Q. Look if you don't want to go home, then I'll have Mr. Worf escort you to Sickbay."
"But I'm notdrunk!" Q slurred.
"Yes, you are."
"No, I'm not."
"Stop acting like a child, Q and go home."
"But I don't wanna!"
"Dammit Q," Picard said before grabbing his hand and practically dragging him to Worf.
"Mr. Worf would you please escort Q to Sick Bay? He's drunk."
"No, I'mnot." Q slurred.
Worf looked mildly annoyed and took Q from Captain Picard and said, "Yes, sir."
On the way to Sick Bay Q started laughing for no obvious reason.
"What are you laughing at?" Worf asked now even more annoyed.
"Your head looks funny."
Worf looked pissed, "My head does not look funny!"
"Yeh, it does." Q said laughing.
Q growled and stayed quiet trying to ignore Q's laughter. He dragged Q to Sick Bay and then practically stormed off. Q then collapsed to the floor drunk and Dr. Crusher sighed. It was going to be one hell of a night.
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