How many ways to kill Ron Weasley
Hermione inserts a cigar snippet inside her. When Ron jumps on top of her his male organ is chopped off. He screams and then keels over as he passes out from loss of blood.
When Hermione is asked by the Aurors she says she was told this was the way to circumcise wizards.
So Kingsley Shacklebokt tell her it is not the way, however since she is an under educated muggleborn witch she will be forgiven this time.
Harry Potter as the MASTER OF DEATH brings Ron back, slightly dickless though. Ron has to go to St Mungoes so his dick can be regrown.
Hermione tells Harry she would have preferred he leave Ron dead.
The next week after Ron is headed off to work Hermione has switched his wand with a fake wand. He dies as he develops broom trouble and plows into the ground at Mach one.
Harry brings Ron back from the dead several hundred times. Ron becomes known as the Man-who-dies-and-keeps-coming-back. Until one day he does something stupid and gets himself killed, but not by Hermione.
Harry Tells Ron's shadow he will not be coming back.