Moi: HELLLLLOOOOOO readers! :) Welcome to my first story and hopefully not my last!

I.A.J.- *mutters* probably will be though…

Moi: Stfu. That's my alter ego. The "I" stands for insomniac. It's just me without sleep.

I.A.J.- Just get on with it already.

Moi: RIGHT, right. So welcome to my first story where the pairing will be… drum roll, please.

I.A.J.- … "cricket chirps*

Moi: Sasuke and Naruto!

I.A.J.- Ramen not included.

WARNING: Yoai. One-shots.

I don't own Naruto.

Or this computer.

A hot summers day… Naruto bathed in the sun lying in a dew covered patch of grass and Sasuke sitting in a tree….

Probably glaring at it.

It's not that he cared.

Or that he could even be bothered.

But that NOISE.

It drove him crazy.

Right down to the slight whistle that came out of the younger boy's lips.

Snoring.

Sasuke had never done it and actively refrained from sharing a room with his brother because of it; it was just so GODDAMN ANNOYING. Now he sat on a tiny limb of an old, dead, rotting willow tree watching the stupid blonde snore the day away. They could be playing catch or tag or monopoly, for god's sake, but this DUMB BLONDE and his DUMB MOUTH just kept sucking in air and spouting it out like a mouse or a rabbit or some other creature that had nothing better to do.

"OI. DOBE. GET THE FUCK UP."

"One more minute, mommy…," muttered the ninja.

Sasuke growled,"I am NOT your mother and your incessant lungs are putting me on edge!"

The raven-haired boy jumped from his perch and landed on top of the aforementioned blonde.

"WAKE UP NARUTO!" The pale teenager yelled as he heaved Naruto onto his heels, all the while trying to shove his emotions back into check.

"I haven't got all day! I have better things to do than watch you lie under a tree and SLEEP." Sasuke said to the blonde as he shook Naruto's shoulders back and forth gaining little attention from the drooling boy.

"What do you want to do, Sa-su-ke-KUN?" Naruto retorted, having been unpleasantly awoken from his afternoon nap.

"… Are you hungry?"

Naruto's eyes shot open.

"RAMEN?"

Sasuke looked skeptically toward the boy currently standing only a few inches away from himself.

Is that the only thing that wakes this kid up?

Timidly, "…Sure…I'll buy."

Naruto put on a blinding smile so wide that even Sasuke had to smirk back.

"REALLY? I love you Sasuke!"

"Sure, anything for you, dobe."

"TEME," Naruto, replied as he stood on his toes to peck Sasuke on the cheek.

Naruto skipps happily away, not noticing the deep scarlet blush that appeares on Sasuke's cheeks, hidden by the setting sun.

"I love you too… dobe."

Moi: WHOO! First chapter DONE. Now to sleep! Tell em if you have any good ideas for a cute (or sex-ay) story.

I.A.J.- I don't get to…

Moi: Stop being so emo, and ADRESS THE READERS.

I.A.J.- peace. R&R, please so I have something to read while a certain bitch sleeps…

Moi: That's not nice.

I.A.G- Au revoir.