Mac's streak of bad luck
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Mac groaned, his head hurt...and there was a blinding glare..above him? Mac desperately tried to remember what happened...Bloo...Bloo was having a party? And...a sour jelly booger?
Mac groaned as her tried to lifted himself from the ground to rube his head...wait...was he...on sand? Why was it so hot?
And then he realized...he was next the highway in the desert!
And worse...he was NAKED!
Mac blushed, "DARN YOU BLOO!" He knew he had to be behind this somehow! In any case...he needed to get out of the sun! His skin was staring to blister! Sadly, there was no shade around. So Mac was forced to just walk along the highway.
Mac groaned...his body burnt...he was exhausted...and he was dangerously close to dehydration...
Mac saw a car coming and he frantically waved his hands to get it's attention-
BEEP!
"Nice Birthday suite little 'girl'! You forget your dress?"
Mocks the redneck as he drives by. Mac, having briefly forgotten his state of undress in the heat hastily covered himself-
GAH!
Screamed Mac as he quickly pulled his hands away, his poor tiny ding-dong had been burned by the sun! It hurt too much to cover it!
Mac was embarrassed, but he knew he had no choice...he needed water and to get out this heat! So he cast aside his modesty and frantically tried to wave down-
NICE TEENY WEENY! SHORT STUFF!
Sadly, they were too busy laughing at him to stop...
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