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PRINCESS CLARA

Announcer: Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars! Know your stars!

Clara: (Gasp) Can that be the voice of the devil? If so, (takes out her cross) be gone you pest!

Announcer: Princess Clara...She is a horrible singer.

Clara: Um...actually, knowing that i am a princess, i make a great singer. I sing to the people up above the clouds almost every day. Listen to this.

(Clara starts singing as the announcer guy pretends to scream)

Announcer: AAAUUUGGGHHH! STOP SINGING! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

Clara: You're pretending, are you? Pretending is a sin!

Announcer: Princess Clara...She has a mad crush on Kim Jong Il.

Clara: What makes you believe that? I don't have a crush on Kim Jung Il, because number one, he worships the devil, and number 2...he's dead! Burning in the flames where he belongs!

Announcer: Well i think you should think again. I am Kim Jong Il.

Clara: (Gasp) I knew this was an unholy hoax! (Takes out her cross again and waves it around) Now you are going to feel the holy warth!

Announcer: (Laughs) Gotcha!

(The Announcer continued laughing as Clara was unimpressed with the prank)

Clara: Are you one of Satan's followers? Because i believe in my graceful mind that you do.

Announcer: Princess Clara...She is a prostitute.

Clara: (Raged) How dare you say such a hellish thing like that?! My father saids that prostitutes worship the devil!

Announcer: There's no need to lie. I know you are a prostitute.

Clara: (Growls) I guess you really are one of Satan's followers. You know what, i'll take that back! You ARE Satan! Reveal yourself, you coward!

Announcer: Now you know Princess Clara! The bad-singing prostitute that has a crush on Kim Jong Il!

Clara: You take that back this instant! Any fool who would call me that deserves to burn in hell! Get back here! I'm not through with you, you pheasant! You're going to burn in hell!

You like it so far. I might be doing these once a day whenever i have the time.

NEXT VICTIM: Spanky Ham