What REALLY happened to Kimahri's Horn
A/N: I don't own Kimahri, or any of the characters. I just couldnt help but write this... stop laughing at me and pointing !!! :)
It was a typical day in Spira. Yuna was praying, Lulu was playing with her Moogles, Wakka & Tidus were practicing Blitzball, and Rikku was watching them, catching the ball occasionally, only to tease the guys on who gets it. Auron was leaning on a building, obviously caught up in something. Suddenly, Kimahri walked over to where Tidus and Wakka were practicing, and stole the ball from Wakka. He looked suprised at first, but then said, "you wanna play,ya?" Kimahri nodded, and joined in to the game. But, when he started to have fun, Tidus aimed a swift kick at Kimahri's (the part that's covered by the loincloth, even though Sean INSISTS it's a diaper!) and, as soon as the ball hit him there, it popped. Kimahri looked embarrassed, and ran away like a wussy boy. Wakka, Tidus and Rikku were laughing uncontrollable. Lulu walked over to them, and sent one of her Moogles at Wakka, silencing him, because he was laughing the loudest. She then looked at Rikku and Tidus, and they laughed even harder, until Lulu threatened them too.
"What's so funny?" Lulu asked.
"Biran said Kimahri was hornless... but I disagree! It's just not..." Tidus began, but was cut off when Kimahri picked him up and threw him.
"HEY! Kimahri, you meany! Take this!" Rikku yelled, and caught Kimahri's tail on fire. He ran away like a little baby. This just caused everyone to laugh harder, and Kimahri ran farther and farther until he could run no more. Then he just passed out.
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I know it sucks.... but i tried! :) It seems everyone has a Kimahri story somewhere... here's my sick addition to the club :) Reviews welcome!
A/N: I don't own Kimahri, or any of the characters. I just couldnt help but write this... stop laughing at me and pointing !!! :)
It was a typical day in Spira. Yuna was praying, Lulu was playing with her Moogles, Wakka & Tidus were practicing Blitzball, and Rikku was watching them, catching the ball occasionally, only to tease the guys on who gets it. Auron was leaning on a building, obviously caught up in something. Suddenly, Kimahri walked over to where Tidus and Wakka were practicing, and stole the ball from Wakka. He looked suprised at first, but then said, "you wanna play,ya?" Kimahri nodded, and joined in to the game. But, when he started to have fun, Tidus aimed a swift kick at Kimahri's (the part that's covered by the loincloth, even though Sean INSISTS it's a diaper!) and, as soon as the ball hit him there, it popped. Kimahri looked embarrassed, and ran away like a wussy boy. Wakka, Tidus and Rikku were laughing uncontrollable. Lulu walked over to them, and sent one of her Moogles at Wakka, silencing him, because he was laughing the loudest. She then looked at Rikku and Tidus, and they laughed even harder, until Lulu threatened them too.
"What's so funny?" Lulu asked.
"Biran said Kimahri was hornless... but I disagree! It's just not..." Tidus began, but was cut off when Kimahri picked him up and threw him.
"HEY! Kimahri, you meany! Take this!" Rikku yelled, and caught Kimahri's tail on fire. He ran away like a little baby. This just caused everyone to laugh harder, and Kimahri ran farther and farther until he could run no more. Then he just passed out.
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I know it sucks.... but i tried! :) It seems everyone has a Kimahri story somewhere... here's my sick addition to the club :) Reviews welcome!