Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible, Disney does.. hiss thought wish I did XD
AN: Ciao a tutti! hug Well, this is my first fanfiction.. Donno this silly idea entered in my head the other day, and I had to write it. Hope you'll like it. I had fun writing. Oh and I have to warn you, I'm Italian so If I've made grammar mistake or errors any fix will be gladly accepted XD
R&R are love
After a endless week, full of homeworks, testes and missions, the red head could finally spent a day for total relax and fun. This will be awesome. Or so she had thought…
After some good sleep, watch tv, and read a book, the heroine got bored. Her parents had gone out with the twins, so Kim was alone. She had called Monique, but after some minutes her friend had to go out. Puffing she tried with Ron.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Hello?"
"Ron hi!" the girl chirped too happily.
"Hey KP.. listen I h-"
Kim cut him off saying "A house all alone for us.. how does it sound?"
"Umh.. Well.. it sounds fantastic, KP, really. But I was saying I have to go. My family and I are going to dinner out."
"Oh.."
"I'm sorry Kim. I'll call you later, okay? Now I really have to go."
The red head could heard Ron's mum yelling "Okay.. okay. Bye."
"Luv ya."
"Yeah. Me too.."
Closing the calling, the girl huffed. Wasn't a boyfriend suppose to cheer you up? She was so bored, but she had thought Ron could 'help' her! Grrr! What can I do now? Puffing she took her cellular up. She started to read through the rubric.
Alex. Ann.. …….Bonnie? Ahh no! ………Monique……Ron……Sara………Tara……Tom. Okay, I don't have so much number as I thought.
Puffing again she threw herself on the bed… 10 minutes of staring at the ceiling and the girl exploded.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
She got out the bed and looked around the room. She stared at her computer. "Okay.." she spoke slowly. She turned the pc on and sat down. Once the pc worked she went online. "Maybe I'll find something interesting do to."
She navigated on the web for a while, then logged on Msn. Only a few people were online. "Mmm." She mumbled reading the nick of her contacts. She was about to open a chat with a friend, when a new window appeared on her screen.
MissGreenFire wants to add you. Kim read it over and over again. Why did this nick screamed a name in her head? A bit unsure she accept the request. She only gave her contact to a little people, afraid of some pervs who wanted to do who knew what.. (Yes, Kim was naïve, but not stupid!)
Immediately her new 'friend' started a chat. "Hello Princess."
The young's heart came to a stop SHEEEEGO! Her mind screamed again, more strongly this time. "Is it really her?" she asked to the air.
Hesitant she replied "Hi.."
"What's up?"
The redhead remained still.. "What's up? Has she gone crazy?!" she shouted indignantly. Then typed "Shego-" but stopped. What could she say? ..And is she really her?!
"Yeah, that's my name."
"Who the hell are you?"
"I thought you knew.. you had just wrote it.."
"Shego doesn't use msn!"
"Well, how do you know? Eddie made this for me. Never used before. I got bored and logged in."
"Eddie?"
"Yeah.. Motor Ed."
"You still hang out with him?!"
"…"
"Yeah.. think so. So why did he make a msn contact for you?"
"He just said to keep in touch. Don't give a fuck, really. But I don't believe him. Hell! He had said we could use the webcam too! You can guess his real intentions."
The heroin flinched at the swear words, then shuttered at the sick-wrong image forming in her mind. "AH!" she shook her head. "Sooo," she typed "-if is it really you- where did you find my contact?"
"I have my own resources, Cupcake."
And the redhead could really image the villain smirking a catty way and winking. Puffing amused she let the matter go "Okaaaay." Didn't knowing what to write now, she waited for the older girl.
"So.. what are you doing?"
"Eh.. nothing cool. Really. I was bored too. My friends are all busy."
"Oh, little Kimmie feeling rejected?"
"Grrr!" the younger hissed. She can get on my nerves even through internet!
"You do have a cam?" Shego suddenly asked.
"Yes?" Kim replied unsure.
"…"
"…"
"Turn it on. Doy!"
Kim laughed at the sentence, but firmly wrote "I won't turn my cam on. I'm not still sure if you are really Shego.." then a thought hit her "And if you're Shego, its not like I trust her-you.. whatever! You're my foe!!"
"Kimmie.. Kimmie.. Kimmie, I prefer best enemies. Doesn't it sound cool?"
The teen grinned a bit "Okay.." sighing she thought if she was doing the right thing. She sent a request to see herself on the cam.
The villain immediately accepted. "But it's not fair if you only see me.." she grumbled and typed.
Shego replied "We'll see if you get the change to see me too."
"The change?! What do you mean?"
"If youll be nice enough.."
Okay now that sound strange. Kim scratched the back of her neck. In that moment the view of the cam appeared, so she blushed a bit. Great, making the figure of the dork! At this thought she blushed hard.
LOL "Pretty cute." Her 'friend' joked.
"SHEGO!"
"Yes, so you do know my name, now what?!"
"Ahhh, stop getting on my nerves!" Kim looked bothered from the web-cam.
"But its so fun! Ahah look at ur face!"
The heroin keep blushing, so she shut the cam down. "NOOOO!" Shego typed.
Kim betted she was angry now "AHAH! Stop making me blush, or you wont see nothing." prr
"Oki. Ill be good" lol
The red head shook her head and turned the cam on again. It wasn't that bad chatting with her enemy. Grinning she waves at the cam.
"Yo!" the older wrote.
"So not fair! Want to see you, you know Im still not sure u r the real Shego!"
"Yes, yes, you only want to see me.. u hot for the bad girl, Princess.."
Kim's cheeks immediately flushed "Ahhh! Im going to log out now!!!"
She could almost heard Shego's laughter. Gritting her teeth she typed "Be good eh?"
lol "No really, now I'll be good. Yes."
"Still not showing yourself. Maybe you're no-"
Shego sent her the cam-request. Grinning the younger one accepted. After some moment a very, very Shego appeared on the screen. The heroin's heart made a bump! Yep, she was actually believing its was Shego and all, strange, weird.. but seeing the villain was another thing!
"Hi!" the older girl mouthed. Then typed "You can close your mouth, princess. So not polite stare like that!"
"Whatttttt!" the redhead hid her face in both hands "God! How did you..how? U made me blush so much in ..what.. 5 minutes?"
"Cuz u luv me pumpkin." The paled one winked grinning.
Kim shook her head "So not!"
"Yes!"
"Not! Why would I love u?"
"Donno, cuz Im so sexy, strong, pretty damn fine in one of my cat suit.. or cuz every goodie like the bad guy?"
"…"
"…"
"Are u serious?!"
"JK, Kimmie! Ah! But u cant deny Im 2 hot for words."
This time the redhead burst into laughter "OMG, u r so vain!!"
"Thought u had understood it all before.."
"Well yes.. U r so narcissist! Always filling ur nails, wearing that thigh suit.."
"So u do notice my suit." Shego typed casually.
"SO NOT!" Kim's face blushed again. AHHH hate this feeling! Why do I have to blush so easily?!
lol "Like u say."
"Well, it's the truth! I don't check u while were fighting. Sorry but have to save my head."
"True.." Shego smirked amused.
"And its u who give me all this nicknames!"
"Actually their pet names." the villain grinned so much. She had done the right thing to accept the contact. She was having fuuun!
".. Okay.. why pet names?"
The older woman only continued to grin. Then wrote "They used to distract u.."
"Im become used to them. They don't distracted me anymore."
"Yeah.. me had become at some point fond at them. Lol, and they do fit u and ur personality. Am I a great artist?"
"Oh yes, so much! And what nice nic-erh pet names!" From the cam you could see the heroin was shaking her head all the way. But she was having fun too. She had always like the banter with her foe.
"SO bestie.." Shego grinned.
"Bestie?"
"Best enemies.. Like this one." Shego smirked like a cat who had caught the canary.
"Ahh no, another one! Hope you wont call me like this on a mission!"
"Speaking of what.. where is the clumsy boy?"
"ITS RON!"
"..whatever.."
"He's out with his family.."
"Oh poor Kimmie, left alone chatting with the bad Shego."
"U r silly.."
"AM WHAT?"
"Lol not scary.. I can see you. Still have the cam on." Kim pointed at the screen from her cam. "U r grinning."
Shego raised an eyebrow and faked a thought "Ahh. Okay. Not angry. But still.. Im not silly. And btw what a term! U could have written.. donno.. asshole!"
"Would you have prefer if id called u… like that?"
"Well not.. but damn! U r really a princess! Cant even type a swear word! Com on baby! Im not ur mummy.. Did I? Be bad for me! lol
Shego burst into laughter right after her sentence.
Oh why did I accepted her request over there. Kim sighed, but inside she was grinning too. Shes really different.. Well no.. ahah I always thought Shego was a funny girl. Shes always sarcastic and makes funny joke on Drakken and his plans. But I didn't know she was so childish!
"What are u smiling about?"
"Uh..?" the teen hadn't realised she had smiled, so she blushed. AHH snap!
"Nasty thought?" the villain smirked.
"Hell no!"
"Woot for the first cool word from Kimmie!" Shego threw her arm in the air.
The red head laughed "Ah sorry. Didn't mean-" Why am I apologising to a criminal, she is cheering for my bad word?! So she wrote "And where are u anyway?"
"My house, princess."
"House?"
"Do u really think I live with Dr. Blue Ass? No tnx. I have my cool house.. well I have many houses to say all the truth." She grinned at Kim's expression. "Yes cupcake, I have money, badness pay good." She winked.
"Don't want to know.."
"Okay.. so what now?"
"Donno. U added me."
"Well I got bored, told ya. Plus its funny tease u over the web too!"
The red head stuck her tongue at her before typing "Im bored 2!"
"Wanna play a game?"
"A game? Oh god.. Can I trust u?"
The brunette's expression was still amused "Of course…"
"Right.. and I am Mickey mouse."
Shego laughed "Oh gosh! Kimmie! U do remained me of the Mickey" xD
"What?? Do I?"
The villain started to write, but didn't post anything. So the younger continued "..So whats game?"
"What game do u wanna play?"
"Oh I donno! If I did knew what to do, Id been doing it now!"
"Geez calm down, princess. Ur too bothered. Is it my presence?" she grinned over the cam.
"Yeah, sure." Kim rolled her eyes.
"Okay, what about.. truth or dare?"
The other girl laughed and typed "No waaay!" Shego could she her shaking her red mane. "Who know what ur strange mind may ask me?"
"AHAHA! Afraid something too dirty would come out from ur mouth?" She cackled again "My, my, my.. Princess had been nasty with the doofie?"
"WHAT!" Kim blushed so hard. "Stop! EHH.. no!"
Seemed like the villain had fallen form her chair for the laughter.
"Shego???"
After some second Kim saw her 'best enemy' on the screen again, her cheek a bit flushed "Oh god.. Kimmie.. u should see ur face! Ahah priceless!"
"Yeah! I bet!" the red head snorted.
"So.. still a virgin?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the heroin looked ready to kill from the web-camera.
"Okay.. okay.. Was only curious." Shego shrugged.
Curious? Curious?! What does she mean? Has she gone totally CRAZY? I'm the one who put her in jail… even if she had always escaped. But still! It's a bad only the thought of us having this conversation!
The flashing bar brought the teen back to the reality. The older girl had written 3 messages.
"Ahah, ur face!"
"..Are u still alive?"
"Noooo Kimmie! Im sorry, I never meant to hurt u… well.. NOOO like that! Srry, reply me! Are u alive! Did I shocked ur prude-ness! NOOO!" and she had even put a cry smile.
The younger one greeted her teeth together. Of course her foe was joking. "SHUT UP!!"
She saw the pale woman's smile once again. Uff! Can't she stop laughing! "Are u having too much fun! Not fair!"
"No my fault u r so easy to make uncomfortable... PRUDEEEEE!"
Kim put a hand on her cam; after a minute she removed the hand. "Were u blushing too much to let me show??" Shego typed again.
"Ahhh! Stop, U R RLLY EVIL!"
".."
".."
"Yeah.. sound stupid.. sorry." Kim sighed. "So.."
"No playing at any game?"
"Keep dreaming!"
"Ahahah! U know this sentence has a double meaning."
"..AHHHHH, SHEGO!" xD
"Okay, okay.. serious now. Uhh.. Im peeing myself."
"AHAHA" Kim burst into laughter. "Serious eh?"
"I was trying. But its true! Have to go in bathroom. Brb."
The red head looked at Shego's figure disappear behind a door. Her mind started to race What a person! Wow… never.. ah.. Im joking with my mortal enemy! ... I wonder how her house looks like.. Mmm probably all green and black. She chuckled Now I can see the room better.
The room seemed well a bit empty. Dark wall and a black chair where Shego had been sitting on before, nothing more. The room hadn't any light, maybe that's why I cant see properly inside.
She couldn't continued her thought, cuz the door was once again opened by a Shego, with a different outfit.
"OH GOD!" Kim wrote so fast "What are u wearing?"
The pale girl sat down "What do u mean? Its normal clothing. I had them before too."
"Normal.. yes.. but u.. hah!" She started to giggle like a stupid, while her foe kept looking at her annoyed.
"Are u finish, yet?"
:D "Yup, srry.. just.. never seen u in another outfit other ur latex suit."
The woman was now wearing a pair of blue jeans and a green jersey. "Well.. I do wear a lot of other things too. I love my catsuit anyway. Its like a second skin.."
nod
"But now Im at home, so .."
"Donno why.. and it'll probably sound stupid-"
"I bet It does.."
"I WAS saying! That I'd always thought u.. mm donno live with that suit on."
"Stupid.. right!"
Kim giggled "Hihi!"
"What?"
"Us on msn.. U not in ur catsuit.. lol srry.."
And Shego smiled a bit. "Okaaay."
"Wow! U can smile!"
"Ah.ah.ah... nice."
"Well yeah. BUT U seem to have only 3 expression. The sarcastic amused one, the bored one, or the angry cranky one!"
"…" The villain had assumed a plain look now.
Kim sighed "Anywaaay try to smile more. Its good."
"Yeah, whatever." The raven head faked a yawn.
"Stupid! Its true! And if u are bored, well find another person to bother!" huff
The pale girl smirked, then wrote "Now I like bother u.. Wanna see more smile?" she teased.
But the red head thought she was being serious "Yay!"
"God.. I was joking."
"OH GOD! What the hell is that! Ahhh stop!"
Kimmie was in her full 'puppy dog' mood, lip trembling, eyes watering. "ahhh.. FUCK! Okay.."
"Ahahah!" the heroin giggled happily.
"And they say we r evil…"
"What the hell do u wanna see btw, me smile? Sound creepy, u know that?"
The teen smirked and typed "Don't care." :)
"Ah, okay." Shego smiled quickly.
"No! U have to smile properly, so I can see you. Near the cam."
"Oh god u r crazy…" She came nearer and smiled forcedly.
-
"NOOT AGAIN!"
giggle
"Okay.. big breath..." Shego looked straight in the objective of the cam and after some second a graceful smile broke on her face. It lasted about 5 seconds, then her expression returned the same.
"AWWW! It does look cute on u!
"Ahhh don't try to say that ever again!" her eyes seemed to spark.
"AHAH! Its true. THE Big Bad Evil Shego can look cute just with a smile! Ahaha!"
"If u don't wanna THE Big Bad Evil Shego to fry ur skinny ass, u better stop!"
The younger girl only burst into laughter even more. "Ahh, okay.. okay. Im done. Really. But funny.."
"Ah, ah princess."
:D
D "Next time we'll meet you'll cry like a baby."
"Yeeea! We'll see about that… cutie."
thud
And the screen went black.
Ahaha so much fun xD well plis leave a reviews, I need advised ;) If i get them maybe i can continue this story, donno.
Ciaoooo!