Angelchan's brother: hello Tobi fans, this is angelchans brother. Angel showed me this website, so I skipped the gay yaoi stuff and went to the comedy.
Tobi: I'm a good boy
Angelchan's brother: shut the f*** up, you. The will be my first story, then you can check my new account I'm making, maybe. I don't know. I-
Tobi: I'm a good boy.
Angelchan's brother: I will go exorcist on you if you don't shut up.
Tobi: I AM A F*****G GOOD BOY! IMA FIRIN MAH LAHZA
Angelchan's bro: SHI-
Angelchan2012: Hey readers! It's the real Angelchan! Well, my brother is injured… or dead at the moment please leave a message at the tone. Now, back to my brother.
Angelchan's bro: Story begins here, so read it now. Angelchan's brother doesn't own Naruto; nor the laser collection, or dominicfear, he's just borrowing some characters. Please read and review, for his safety!
(Tobi's pov)
I'm gonna get high on some cookies I thought to myself. But when I got to the cookie jar, no cookies were there. So first I thought, We are out of cookies. Quit an incident. But then I thought, somebody did this on purpose. I must obliterate there soul into a thousand pieces until the sink into the ground and fall into the oblivion that is the hell they will face.
(Kisame's pov)
"Those were some damn good cookies right Pein?" I asked. "Terrific!" while I was walking to the living room, I wondered who's cookies they were? I'm just hoping they weren't Tobi's. Orochimaru barely made it out of there alive. I wonder if he's still sasuke's gay lover.
(Tobi's pov)
"Ok, Itachi's at his eye appointment, Hidan did suicide, deidara's at arts and crafts, Sasori's masturbating with his puppet, Zetsu's wachin', and Kakuzu at the bank. So that leaves Pein and Kisame…"
Angel's brother: watch out for part two.
TOBI: LAHZA
Angelchan2012: I'm wondering how some readers will review this. Hope you guys enjoyed my brother's first piece of work! Please review! I wanna know if you guys thought he did well! If he did, then he might write more stories with my account!