Anakin: I'm sick of my hair. It looks so... uhh...

Padme: Gay?

Anakin: Hey you're pretty good?

Obi Wan: Well what do you expect to do with it?

Anakin: I dono dumbbutt, you tell me!

Obi Wan: We can go to Gretchen's salon!

***20 Minutes Later**

Anakin: what's she gonna do?

Padme: You mean you don't know what to do?!?!

Anakin: Hey I'm not like you making triangular pigtails :P

Padme: IT'S BETTER THAN A BRAID AND A STUBBY PONYTAIL!

Anakin: WHAT?!?! Why you little *takes out banana* Whoops! hehe =" *puts banana back and takes out lightsaber* ROAR!

Padme: o_o

Obi Wan: OK OK just shut up! *bangs head against the window*

Everyone: *walks in*

Padme: Wow! Seventeen! I haven't gotten an issue for AGES!

Obi Wan: . . .

Padme: Whoa, Hayden Christensen is hot!

Anakin: . . .

Gretchen: *pops outta nowhere* Heyhey! What can I do for ya?

Anakin: My hair looks gay, what can I do with it?

Gretchen: Got anything in mind? I can do some weird things ~.^

Padme: *whispers something to Gretchen*

Anakin: Do I wanna know what you're telling her?

Padme: No :)

Gretchen: OK, sit in the chair!

Anakin: Oh crap...

Obi Wan: *is cracking up*

Gretchen: OK! Put this pink sheet on.

Anakin: Pink?!?! NOOOOO ITS FRILLY TOO!

Gretchen: ok, I'll settle for the blue with green cows.

Anakin: Cows! I like cows ^_^

Obi Wan & Padme: o_o

Gretchen: o_O

Anakin: Whaaaa?

Gretchen: *whips out banana* I LIKE COWS BETTER THAN YO-- oops! hehe *puts banana back and grrabs lightsaber* YOU!

Anakin: Copy catter *harumph*

Gretchen: Alright alright... Padme, help me with this, how do we make *whisper*

Padme: *hands her a banana*

Gretchen: Why does the banana keep coming up?!?!

Padme: I dono, you're writing the story.

Gretchen: Oh yeah.

Anakin: My hair?!?!

Gretchen: OOO YAH!!!! ok!

***5 Minutes Later***

Gretchen: OK you can look!

Anakin: *looks in the mirror* Dude, what did you make me, Foxxy Cleopatra?

Gretchen: ^_^;; *points to Padme*

Padme: ^_^;; *points to Gretchen*

Anakin: YOU GAVE ME A FRO!!!

Gretchen: I told you I did weird things!

Obi Wan: *looks up from YM* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort*

Gretchen: Can I style your hair too?

Obi Wan: Like, yeah! I want a fro!

Gretchen: I don't even wanna conclude the story.

Obi Wan: NONONONONONONONO *film rips*

A/N: I don't even know why I bother posting this LOL, well review and tell me how stupid it was.