"Happy Easter Skittery!"
"Yeah, you too Itey."
"Isn't Easter the bunny holiday?"
"No, that's Halloween."
"Really? Oh… you mean I've been living a lie? NOOO!!"
"God Itey, you're so dense sometimes."
"But ya like me anyway, right?"
"About that Itey… I-"
"What?!? You're breaking up with me?!? You can't do this Skittery I can change! I'll-"
"Itey, I never said-"
"Oh, but it was written all over your face. That's why you've been grumpy all week. You were awaiting our relationships inevitable demise! Well ya know what? I hate you too! Go away!"
"God Itey. Stop over reacting. I'm always grumpy, and I never even said-"
"It's Specs isn't it? I knew you two had a thing for each other. I always looked the other way, but your feelings for each other were always there. Levitating behind every corner."
"…Since when do feelings levitate?"
"I knew it! You were cheating on me the whole time weren't you? You two timing little... ugh!"
"Did you just slap me?!? What the hell Itey!"
"Don't speak to me. Why don't you go cavort with Specs, Seeing as he's your lover and all…"
"Oh my god Itey. I don't even like Specs. And I'm not-"
"Well who is it then?!? I bet its Spot! You always were attracted to bad boys."
"Psh… He's not even that good in bed."
"What?!? Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I think I'm going to hyperventilate."
"I'm just joking Itey! Yeesh."
"Well… I still hate you."
"What the heck Itey. I never even-"
"Just leave! How do you sleep at night; cheating on someone who cares so much about you."
"You're so damn dramatic Itey. I'm not cheating on you. And I never even-"
"I thought your pants caught on fire when you lied."
"Jesus Itey. You're so… silly."
"How can you call me silly after you've just broken my heart?! I know what it is. You're heartless."
"I'm pretty sure I have a heart Itey. Or else I'd be… dead."
"I mean literally, not figuratively. And yes, I do know big words. Something you'd find out if you stayed with me long enough. So…. There!"
"You're so… infuriating!"
"Ah, so you know big words too."
"What? That's not even a very big word Itey."
"There you go, insulting my intelligence again."
"…What?!? Again?! I never ever insulted it the first time! You're crazy."
"Oh, so I'm off my rocker am I?"
"Off my rocker… hah… who even says that anyways?
"I do… cause I'm an Itey."
"Yes, you most certainly are an Itey."
"So… we're… done?"
"No Itey! I never-"
"But you said… I said…. And then you…"
"Was saying I didn't like you because…"
"You're cheating on me with Specs?"
"I thought we already went over this."
"Sorry… go on."
"It's true Itey, I don't like you-"
"I knew it-"
"Let me finish, please. I… I think…I love you Itey."
"Really?"
"Yes, Itey. I understand if you don't say it back but-"
"Whoa."
"So how was your first kiss? Oh, and I love you too Skittery."
"Oh, that wasn't my first kiss. My first kiss was with Spot."
"What?!?"
"…Did you just slap me?!? God, I was kidding."
"Oh… yeah I knew that! Hah…haha…yeahhh."
"You're so dense Itey."
"But you looove me anyways right?"
"Well…"
"Oh…"
"Of course I do."
Hello! I'm baaaack! (and hopefully for good) That took waaaay to long. I'm so sorry! But spif is back ^^ Life has been crazy hectic and unfortunately my newsboys have had to take a back seat :( But this idea came to me tonight and I had to type it up! By the way, this is for you Olive Wednesday ^^ I had fun writing this, I hope you all enjoy it :) Pleeaassee review! It inspires me to write more I love you all!! –Big spif hug-