Title: Closed Doors, Smirks, and Smacking Sounds
Author: Quila
Author's E-mail: Quilareeseyahoo.com
Rating: PG-13 for implications.
Pairing: Two guys…you'll find out near the end.
Disclaimer: All characters and stuff belong to J. K. Rowling. I'm just using those hot, sexy male characters for my own perverted fantasies…Err, story ideas.
Warnings: Slash.
Notes: This is just a quick drabble I wrote right after I got out of the shower xP. Un-beta'd. I might change the title..it's kinda..stupid, lol.
Summary: Ron encounters something odd…

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A closed door.

"Mmphf-!" There was deep breathing evident on the other side of the door. He leaned closer, hearing smacking sounds.

'What the-?'

He jumped at the sound of a loud bang and then his eyes went wide when he heard a moan.

'What the hell is going on in there?!'

"Ohhh…yesss..."

"Hissing?!"

Silence.

Muttering.

"Is someone there?"

He willed for the people to not get up.

A sigh of relief, followed by more smacking sounds.

He chewed on his lip, hand reaching forward to turn the door knob and…sceamed.

The couple inside yelled.

He screamed.

The couple is inside…smirked?

"Wh-what the rud-d-dy hell?!"

Wide eyes.

Smirks.

A sultry voice, "Care to join us…Ron?"

A step backwards.

"Er…"

Eyes roamed over the scantly clad bodies of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

"Er…"

"Oh, for the love of…!"

Rolled eyes, a characteristic Malfoy sneer, the wave of a long wooden wand…

And Ron was staring at a closed door once again.

"Er…?"