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"Levi!"

"Oi, Levi!"

"Leviiiiiii!"

"Shut it four-eyes. What do you want?"

Hanji's eyes sparkled with excitement. "After days of research and experimenting, I creat-"

"So you haven't taken a bath in days?" Levi asked.

"Let me finish talking first" Hanji answered.

"You can finish talking after you go take a bath."

"But this experiment…"

"Hanji"

"Smell me" responded the scientist.

"No."

"Smell. Me." Hanji said, while putting more emphasis in each word. She looked into the Lance Corporal's eyes and seen hints of confusion and irritation within them.

Silent seconds passed between them until Levi spoke, "There's no reason why I should sme- mmmphh-"

Hanji took the opportunity to walk up to Levi and pull him into her chest. She encircled both her arms around his body and locked her fingers behind his back.

"Neh, Levi, don't I smell great?"

"Mmph" was all she heard.

"Sorry, can you repeat that?"

At that moment, Levi pushed her back, "What the fu-"

"So do I smell good?" Hanji asked, quickly interrupting his sudden outburst.

He gave her a glare and said, "I find it difficult to smell something when you're in a situation where you can't breathe."

She smiled apologetically and said, "Ah ha, sorry, but can you smell me now and tell me if it smells good or not?"

Levi thought over it. She already had him in her arms, which means he can't escape unless he broke free forcefully. However, doing that could give her an injury. There's an expedition coming up in a couple of weeks and injuring a fellow squad leader would not be favorable to the Recon Corps. But if he found a reason to avoid th-

"Levi…" Hanji called out and interrupted his thoughts. He looked up into her eyes again. Piercing steel grey eyes bored into deep dark brown ones.

"This stays between the both of us, do you understand?"

Hanji nodded.

Levi closed his eyes and slowly leaned towards her chest. He took a sniff, opened his eyes, and slowly leaned back to his original position.

"So?"

He looked at her, "It...you..smell like flowers."

Hanji smiled, "I know! Isn't this amazing?! After countless experiments, I finally created a perfume that gives off an echt lavender smell."

Levi stayed silent for a few moments. "...and these countless experiments took you a few days to do, right?"

"Well...yes."

"...and in those few days you did not take a break or leave your lab, right?"

"..."

"Let's go," said Levi as he grabbed her wrists and started to drag her to the bathroom.

"But Levi! I smell awesome!"

Author's Note: Hmm... *reads how horrible this is* Hehe...I really should get back into my writing moods again. *sigh*

If you see any mistakes please feel free to let me know. If you feel the OOC'ness of these awesome characters irritate you, please feel free to let me know also. Thanks for reading :3