A/n: Hello, ShiroTaka here. I wrote this after I ate a porkchop, so there's where the idea came from.

Disclaimer: Why do we even have to do these? Everyone knows that we don't own Yu Yu

Hakusho. They belong to Yoshihiro Togashi-sama.

(dedashi)

The Porkchop

(At Kurama's house around lunchtime)

Hiei was sitting at the table in Kurama's kitchen while Kurama was cooking something.

"Hiei, have you ever tried porkchops?" Kurama asked.

"What are porkchops?" Hiei asked, pronouncing the word slowly.

"A type of food. Here. Try this." Kurama put a porkchop on the plate in front of Hiei.

Hiei glared at the piece of meat, then picked it up with his hand. He sank his teeth into it and

tugged a little. He stopped, blinking.

"Is something wrong?" Kurama asked, frowning.

"No, eh goo buh eh woh cuh off!" (that means 'No, it's good, but it won't come off!') said

Hiei, trying to pull off a chunk of the porkchop and failing miserably. He started to growl while

chewing on the porkchop. Kurama laughed quietly.

"Um, Hiei?" Hiei stopped growling and chewing and glared at Kurama. "Would you like

me to cut that for you?"

"No." Said Hiei, beginning to growl and chew the porkchop again.

rip

BONK

The force of the porkchop breaking in half made Hiei's head jerk back and hit the back of

the chair. Hiei sat there, dazed, and looked at the half of the porkchop in his hand. He looked at

Kurama and blinked a few times before stuffing the piece of porkchop into his mouth the rest of

the way. Kurama just stared at him. Hiei finished chewing the porkchop and swallowed.

"What are you staring at?" Hiei asked, glaring at Kurama.

"Nothing." Kurama said, cutting up a piece of porkchop for himself. Hiei started on the

other half of the porkchop.

(owari)

Gosh, that was short. And bad. I always think whatever I write is bad. I write it, read it for

mistakes, end up changing too much, then I end up hating it and throwing it away. By the way, I

actually did growl at my porkchop one time. And I did hit my head on my chair. It hurt. A lot.

But the porkchop was so good that I went to bite it again and hit my head again. Ah well, tell me

how much you think it sucked. If you want to, that is.

ShiroTaka