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Set after the events of 13 and 12 saga

It's a romantic afternoon at the beach of twilight town.

Sora and Kairi are sitting together watching the sunset…

"hey sora?" Kairi asked her eyes like shinny things.

"yeah?"

Sora couldn't help but gasp at her beautiful face.

"umm…"she began looking downwards and embarrassed." There is something I think we should do…" and with that she began to kiss sora so passionately that he couldn't breathe or think.

"no." sora though, "not yet. She's not supposed to know that."

But Sora was unwilling and inable to stop kairi.

She ripped off the top of her bathers in a crazed manner and rolled ontop of Sora.

"oh no, shit, shit, shit" Sora panicked as Kairi reached down his pants.

He scrunched his face up in worry and anguish as he awaited the scream.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATTT THEEE FUCKKKKK!?!?!"

Kairi ripped her hands up from his pants." Something BIT me!"

"wait, listen… can explain…" Sora started but then before he could stop her she ripped off his pants and recoiled in shock!

"AARE THOSE CRABS?!?!"

Sora quickly pulled his pants up and jumped to his feet.

"look its not permanent, they come and go!"

"ugh GROSS! I'm going back to Riku!" and she fixed up her bikini top and stormed off.

Sora sat himself back down on the sand and sat there for a while…

"oh well guys, just us again."

And with that he began playing with his crabs….

THE END!