Once upon a time, in a castle far far away: a packet arrived.

(For those of you who are a bit slow the castlenamed above isHogwarts)

"What do you think it is?" Professor Sprout asked poking it.

"A duck?" Professor Flitwick suggested narrowing his small eyes thinking that maybe, just maybe he would be able to see into the packet, "God knows I need the feathers, those first years keep blasting mine, how do they do it? It's just an effing Wingardium Leviosa!"

"Maybe it's a sock?" Dumbledore exclaimed hopefully, "Or… or maybe there's two!"

"No, it's… it's a… it's coming to me," Trelawany started, "A new crystal ball!"

"No it's not!" McGonagall said outraged, "It's probably a new umbre- eh… let's just open it,"

"I'll do it!" Madam Pince yelled out and grabbed the packet.

"Hurry up," Said an impatient Snape,

Slowly, Madam Pince opened it making sure not to rip anything. Slowly unfolding, stopping every few seconds to make sure nothing got ripped.

"GET A MOVE ON!" Madam Hooch suddenly screamed, the frustration getting to her head.

"I'll do it!" Madam Pomfrey said and before you could say "Yuioaetsh" (Yes try to pronounce it…) she ripped the packet and opened it.

Revealing a box.

"A box?" All the teachers exclaimed wrinkling their noses in confusion giving each other looks to see if the other understood this better.

"Maybe it's a bomb?" Professor Binns said resulting in all the teachers including Madam Pomfrey and Flich to scream, shriek and screech running to find cover.

"Relax!" Professor Binns yelled trying not to laugh at the sight of all the teachers under the house tables quivering with fear, "I was kidding! There isn't a bomb in it, don't worry"

"You sure?" squeaked Professor Snape.

"Yes I am," Professor Binns answered.

"AH I told you those kids put gums everywhere!" Professor Snape exclaimed and hurried up to the teachers table again.

"Yeah, eh we should definitely try and ban that," Madam Hooch said following

"Yes I think you're right" Dumbledore said still under the table, "But it looks kinda pretty, look that one looks like a bunny!" he added to McGonagall pointing at the gum.

"I've got one that looks like a half eaten shoe!" Trelawany yelled further down the table.

"That's nothing I've got one that looks like Elvis Prestley!" Professor Flitwick squeaked.

After several minutes of discussing gum Professor McGonagal snapped.

"PEOPLE! Could we please get back to the box?" She yelled with an unusual stern voice.

"Don't get your braids in a twist," Madam Hooch mumbled and sat down at the teacher table like the rest of the professors.

"This one looks like Dumbledore!" Professor Trelawny suddenly yelled from underneath the Ravenclaw table,

"Ah yes, I accidentally pressed my face against it earlier when I was admiring it," Dumbledore said, "It looked like the most adorable sock I've ever seen!"

"Its gum," McGonagal said getting sick of this, "Gum can't be adorable."

"Oh yes if-" Dumbledore started but was cut of by Professor sprout.

"Let's open it,"

"Open what?" Half the teachers asked confused,

"The box," Professor Sprout said rolling her eyes.

"Oh,"

"I'll do it," Snape said sounding much like he was pinching his nose.

He looked importantly at the people around him before throwing the lid off and run for cover.

Obviously he was still afraid that there might be a bomb.

Though he didn't really know what a bomb was but he sure didn't like how it sounded.

Anything that has a bom in itwas worth his fear.

And a Bam, Bum and of course the terrorizing Bippity-Boppity-Boo

"Snape, it's safe to come out now," Madam Pince said like speaking to a 2 year old.

"Eh," Snape said taking a quick glance around to make sure nothing looked Bom like, "Yeah alright." He obtained his position in front of the box and looked inside of it.

"What's that?" McGonagal said curious pointing at the white lap of paper inside the box.

"It says: Please help me," Professor Snape read out loud, "My family of Boxes got squashed by the feet of muggles. You wonderful clever person please take care of me.Signed The Magical Box Bob."

"Aww! I'll take care of it!" Professor Sprout said grabbing the Box giving it a hug,

"No, I'll do it. It was obviously talking about me," McGonagal said and snatched it.

"Na ah!" Professor Trelawny said seizing it from McGonagal, "I'm the most wonderful around here,"

"Huff! As if!" Professor Snape said snapping his fingers from side to side, "I'll take it,"

"I'M the School nurse, which means I'm more capable then any of you for taking care of dear Bob," Madam Pomfrey said grabbing her "dear Bob" but only received a slap on the hand from Professor Snape

"Now wait a minute!" Dumbledore yelled as the teacher were starting to fight over the box, "I'm the Head master. I will be taking care of The Magical Box Bob!"

"But-"

"NO buts! Or Butts!" Chuckling over his own joke Dumbledore took the box and retrieved to his office.

"I will get that box," Snape mumbled rubbing his hands and gave a long evil laugh.

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Next chapter: Will Snape be able to get the box? Will the all-knowing Dumbledore be able to stop him? And what is with that Elvis Presley shaped gum? Find out in next chapter!

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A/N: This was a challenged given to me from Natasha a.k.a The Dark Empress of Eternity. Hope you liked it.

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