Disclaimer: These characters are owned by J.K Rowling and the majority of the storyline is Cecily Von Ziegesar's. Congratulations to them and also thanks for the inspiration.

Chapter 1.

Hey Hogwarts Residents, Gossip Witch speaking and I have the biggest news ever!

Lily has been spotted getting of the Hogwarts Express bags in hand heading up through the Hogwarts gates. Wasn't it only a few months ago that Lily left during Christmas break and didn't return? All of a sudden she is back. Don't believe me? Well, this school may be big but it isn't that hard to see this amazing red head wondering the corridors. Thanks for the news Chuddlycannonslover101.

So, what would Marlene think? The BFF's surely cannot wait to see each other again, so why did we not hear from her earlier? Is there something we don't know? Is there some hidden gossip that needs to be shared?

You tell me, you know you love me xoxo

Gossip Witch.

'Can you believe it? Lily has been seen getting off the Hogwarts express!'

This was flying all the way around Hogwarts and yet again the infamous Gossip Witch was correct.

Meanwhile, Lily opened the portrait hole door to the Gryffindor common room to find the infamous Sirius Black sitting with his arms groping Lily's two friends Dorcas Meadows and Ramilda Bell.

'OMG Lily! Your back!' 'Welcome home daaahling'

The two girls screamed whilst running and engulfing her in a huge hug.

'I was hoping you would return, it was getting so dull.' Sirius black said with a wink and a horny laugh.

Marlene and Remus

Marlene and Remus were up in the deserted girls dorm room about to make love for the first time when they heard people screaming out Lily's name.

'Did you hear Marlene? Lily is back!'

'Lily is who knows where right now, just kiss me.'

'No, I just heard Sirius say she was. Don't you want to go say hey?' With that Remus buttoned up his top and left the room. Marlene sat, half dressed on her bed and sighed.

Common room.

Lily had just finished a brief conversation with Sirius about the latest ball that she missed out on, and turned around to be face to face with Remus Lupin. He, with a large smile across his face, was making his way across the room.

Shit, this cannot be good, surely he realises I didn't come back for him.

Just as Remus was about to reach Lily, Marlene stepped in front of Remus.

'Hi, Lily it's so good to see you, come, let's go to the Dining Hall, I'm sure there will be a seat saved for you.' Marlene seemed to have the most fake smile that Lily had ever endured.

Was it such a good idea coming back after all L?

'Yeah actually, there is somewhere I have to go.'

'You're leaving?!' You must be kidding me! Who does Lily think she is? Coming back here and then expecting everyone to drop everything for her!

'I, I just don't feel to well, I just came to say hi, I will see you for classes tomorrow.' And with that Lily left the Gryffindor Common room.

'I guess she is back for good' Marlene commented dryly to Dorcas and Ramilda. The two girls looked at her in shock.

'You didn't know she was coming?'

'Of course I did, just thought you should be surprised that's all' This is ridiculous, why did she just bail out of the room when I entered? I am going to get the bottom of this.

Rumour has it that there is very interesting gossip brewing.

Catch you soon, xoxo Gossip Witch.

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Oh my gosh, this was way harder to do than I first thought. Please review and I hope you enjoyed.