A/N: Soooo, random burst of need to write a oneshot ended in this experimental crossover fluffyballs thingamabob.
Dialogue-fics are way too much fun for their own damn good.
Eliza Loves Yaoi is proud to present...
"At The Altar"
An Edvy/Sonadow Oneshot Comprised Purely of Speech
"I refuse to believe it."
"You can't refuse truth."
"The emeralds did what."
"You heard me. There's another world through there."
"This absolutely cannot be happening."
"Can we stop arguing now please?"
"Can we see into it? You know, be intelligent and do recon?"
"No, we can't. So get over it. And come on, when have I ever been intelligent?"
"We're not arguing. You're just being stupid."
"And you're just being silly. You have no choice."
"Valid point. I'm bringing a gun."
"You can't do that! What if they're, like, afraid of technology or something? You could get us both killed!"
"You motherfucker, I am not wearing that."
"You'd look amazing in it."
"Since when has that stopped you?"
"Shut up. I'm just trying to be cautious here."
"My looks are irrelevant-"
"Your looks are always relevant, darlin'. And if they're not, I'll make them relevant."
"And I'm just trying to be prepared."
"Fine. Bring your stupid gun. And sleep on the couch for a week."
"Flattery will get you nowhere."
"In my experience, flattery gets me absolutely everywhere. And the ass. You just can't deny this ass."
"You know that's not fair."
"Since when has that stopped me? Remember?"
"Yes I can."
"You haven't before."
"I stand by my previous statements: that time with the casino in Star Light Zone was totally not my fault! I was handling myself just fine before the stupid police came in!"
"Well, if you're really so confident about how you can handle yourself, don't bring the gun."
"I haven't had a legitimate reason to. But I might now!"
"Why are you making such a big deal out of this?"
"Fine. Jerk. I won't take a gun."
"Good boy!"
"Because I get enough shit about my masculinity already!"
"I wonder why."
"Shall we go then?"
"Some final calculations are being done, then we can."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"
"Well, I mean, besides your obvious adorableness and whatnot, you're...um...stillkindajustalittlebitshor t."
"Wow, you said a multi-syllabic word! Nice."
"Fuck you."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT-"
"Shush. Give up already and just do it."
"Later."
"Hmph. Bastard. I'm fairly certain we can leave now."
"Oh god fine. I am going to regret this. So much."
"Yes. Yes you will. And I will relish in it."
"Bitches first."
"Just for that, I'm topping tonight."
"There. It's done. Let's do this already."
"That's the spirit! Come on, ceremony starts in like 2 minutes."
"Not that I would mind that."
"Horny son of a bitch. C'mon, another world is waiting."
"dammitorgandidyouhavetoplaythissong?"
"Ten bucks says he's going to kill me once he comes out."
"Is it just me, or is it really trippy in here?"
"Kinda, yeah. We'll be out momentarily, though - ah!"
"Why did everything just get quiet?"
"...what the fuck?"
"People are staring, faker."
"Why wouldn't they stare? We are sexy beasts after all."
"I should probably check this out. A little peek can't hurt."
"...what the double fuck?"
"I'm getting the impression they're thinking more 'beast' than 'sexy' at the moment."
"I think you're right."
"Are those fucking chimeras?"
"No, chibi-san. I think they're...ok, I have no idea what they are."
"Should we answer them?"
"Yes. I'm a hedgehog, prick!"
"What are you doing here?"
"On. My. Fucking. Wedding. Day. This is not acceptable."
"Is that a threat?"
"Hush, Stripes. We were just, um, leaving."
"You can't be leaving already if you just got here."
"He's got a point. Also GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I KILL YOU BOTH."
"You can't kill me, punk. I'm immortal."
"Did ya have to give it away? Geez."
"Well, um..."
"So am I. Bitch. Also, you're even shorter than Ed."
"I AM NOT SHORT!"
"And now you've done it."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THEY COULD GO INTO AN ANEMONE WITHOUT GETTING SHOCKED?!"
"Oh fucking hell! Edo, transmute them back home or something!"
"Yes fucking please!"
"Noooo! We just got here!"
"I don't know how!"
"Try!"
"I don't even know how we got here."
"Oh right! I can signal Tails. One moment!"
"Hurry up. You ruined my entrance."
"Nothing could ruin that, chibi."
"...is that a dress? A leather dress?"
"Come on, little bro - wait leather what?"
"Sh-shut up!"
"Hush, it looks good on you."
"Not to be creepy, but yeah. You've got the bod for it."
"Stop ogling the bride-groom-bride thingy and help me with this transmitter."
"WE'RE BOTH GROOMS!"
"There is literally no way this could have gone more confusingly worse."
"I concur."
"And we're gone!"
"...yeah, they're gone."
"What the hell just happened?"
"What the hell just happened?"
"We gate-crashed a wedding in a parallel universe, that's what. And it was the single strangest thing I have ever done."
"I think we should start this over. And play something that isn't fucking 'Here Comes The Bride.' Or else."
"I agree. Although your face was priceless, I'm sure."
"What about that one thing we did with the bacon-"
"TAILSISHERESTOPNOW!"
"Fuck you."
"Gladly! Alright, let's try this again."
"Oh, fine. Can we go home?"
"Seeing as how we managed to fry the portal, I suppose we can."
"I'm about to get married to him. To the palm-tree."
"I swear, I almost jumped the midget. That getup is just amazing."
"Good. What was all that about you topping earlier, faker?"
"Settle down, boy. We have plenty of time."
~Fin
A/N: What is this I don't even
Welp, even if it makes little to no sense, I still like it. Hope you do too. Bye now.