Wunshot TOWHOE: Rath of the Oku.
Won day, Okuu was waking in Geosoko. "Gee, it sure is boring around here." said Okuu.
"Mai boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" said Satori.
"I just wonder what Reimu's up to."
A flying carpet carrying Yuugi swished down upon the balcony. "Reimu and her minions have seized the islands of Koridai- I mean Hakugyokurou!"
"How can we help?" said Satori.
"It says here only Okuu can defeat Reimu!" said Yuugi.
"Great! I'll grab my stuff!" said Okuu.
"No, there is no time! Your third leg is enough!"
(Orin comes on stage)
"How about a kiss?" said Okuu. "For luck."
"Humph!" said Orin. "You have got to be kidding me."
"And we're off! Squadalah!" said Yuugi.
"What are all those things down there?" said Okuu, scratching her head.
"Those are the Faces of Yuyuko. You must feed them all to defeat Reimu." said Yuugi.
"That's it, I'm out of here. There's no way to feed Yuyuko." Okuu spread her wings.
"Seriously, Okuu! Keep to the script!" Yuugi sighed. "I suppose you're too stupid."
"I-I'm not too stupid. Fine." Okuu said. "If you press Down, you can make me do the duckwalk! Cool, right?" Okuu then commited suicide by destroying every atom in her body via nuclear fission, killing everything in Gensokyo, breaking the Gensokyan Border and killing everyone in Japan as well. Then every lifeform in the entire universe died from the radiation.
THE END.