The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover –by
celestialfaerie
Episode 1: The Time-Dimensional Vortex
It was a nice day in the 1970's sitcom, Green Acres. Arnold Ziffel, who is America's #1 pig, was working on an important scientific experiment: a time- dimensional portal. Why he was doing this, he wouldn't say, but Mr. Ziffel was proud of his young son, who was so smart. One day, the Douglas' came over to visit. "Vhere is Arnold?" Lisa asked, wearing her $1k dress with the $45k diamond ring. "He's workin' on a experiment." Mr. Ziffel answered, which made Mr. Douglas scoff. "Arnold's just a pig!" said the skeptic Oliver Wendell Douglas. "Pigs aren't that smart!" "Oh no?" Mr. Ziffel asked. "Yes zey are, Oleevar!" Lisa said. "Anyone can do anything if zey just put their minds to it!" Just then, Arnold entered the room. "What is it, Arnold?" Mr. Ziffel asked the pig who was wearing a white lab coat, just his size. Arnold replied in oinks, but Mr. Douglas couldn't understand him. "Really, Arnold! That's wonderful!" Mrs. Douglas said. "Well, what did he say!?" Oliver asked. He couldn't understand pig. "Arnold said that hees time dimensional portal is ready!" Arnold then left the room and came in, wheeling what looked like a wired-up toaster in a wagon into the room. "That's just a wired toaster in a wagon!" Mr. Douglas said. "Go on, Arnold. Show Mr. Douglas your project." Mr. Ziffel said, and Arnold squealed in agreement. He then put in two slices of toast and pushed the lever, causing the toaster to glow in many colours... Meanwhile, at the Arbuckle residence, Jon was setting up the toaster for breakfast. "Want some coffee, Garfield?" he asked the fat, striped orange cat. Garfield nodded. "Bean me!" he said, slamming his mug on the counter. Jon poured in the coffee, steam rising in the air. "Careful, it's hot!" he said, when Odie walked in. "Want some toast, Odie?" he asked, Odie just barked. Jon then put in three pieces of bread into the toaster. When he pressed the lever, the toaster began to glow. "What's going on, Jon?" Garfield asked, but he knew Jon couldn't hear him. "It appears to be a time- dimensional vortex!" Jon replied. "I saw it on a cheap sci-fi movie, once." Odie yelped as the three of them were sucked into the toaster, and teleported to a dimension in tvland, on the 70's sitcom, 'Green Acres'... What will happen next? Will the Douglas' meet Garfield & friends? Will they ever get their toast? Find out next time, on.....The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover!!! (some cheap theme music plays)
Episode 1: The Time-Dimensional Vortex
It was a nice day in the 1970's sitcom, Green Acres. Arnold Ziffel, who is America's #1 pig, was working on an important scientific experiment: a time- dimensional portal. Why he was doing this, he wouldn't say, but Mr. Ziffel was proud of his young son, who was so smart. One day, the Douglas' came over to visit. "Vhere is Arnold?" Lisa asked, wearing her $1k dress with the $45k diamond ring. "He's workin' on a experiment." Mr. Ziffel answered, which made Mr. Douglas scoff. "Arnold's just a pig!" said the skeptic Oliver Wendell Douglas. "Pigs aren't that smart!" "Oh no?" Mr. Ziffel asked. "Yes zey are, Oleevar!" Lisa said. "Anyone can do anything if zey just put their minds to it!" Just then, Arnold entered the room. "What is it, Arnold?" Mr. Ziffel asked the pig who was wearing a white lab coat, just his size. Arnold replied in oinks, but Mr. Douglas couldn't understand him. "Really, Arnold! That's wonderful!" Mrs. Douglas said. "Well, what did he say!?" Oliver asked. He couldn't understand pig. "Arnold said that hees time dimensional portal is ready!" Arnold then left the room and came in, wheeling what looked like a wired-up toaster in a wagon into the room. "That's just a wired toaster in a wagon!" Mr. Douglas said. "Go on, Arnold. Show Mr. Douglas your project." Mr. Ziffel said, and Arnold squealed in agreement. He then put in two slices of toast and pushed the lever, causing the toaster to glow in many colours... Meanwhile, at the Arbuckle residence, Jon was setting up the toaster for breakfast. "Want some coffee, Garfield?" he asked the fat, striped orange cat. Garfield nodded. "Bean me!" he said, slamming his mug on the counter. Jon poured in the coffee, steam rising in the air. "Careful, it's hot!" he said, when Odie walked in. "Want some toast, Odie?" he asked, Odie just barked. Jon then put in three pieces of bread into the toaster. When he pressed the lever, the toaster began to glow. "What's going on, Jon?" Garfield asked, but he knew Jon couldn't hear him. "It appears to be a time- dimensional vortex!" Jon replied. "I saw it on a cheap sci-fi movie, once." Odie yelped as the three of them were sucked into the toaster, and teleported to a dimension in tvland, on the 70's sitcom, 'Green Acres'... What will happen next? Will the Douglas' meet Garfield & friends? Will they ever get their toast? Find out next time, on.....The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover!!! (some cheap theme music plays)