The Epic Battle
Naruto stood in the center of the field, turning around, waiting for something to happen. The silence pounded on his ears, paining them. Then suddenly, a shuriken came flying across is face, slicing his left cheek.
"Auuugh," Naruto cried as Sasuke descended from the sky right out of a tree. He landed with an echoing thump.
"Make one move," Sasuke said tensely, "And you die"
Naruto stood frozen in terror, then another thunk announced the entrance of Harry Potter.
"What the-!" Sasuke proclaimed as he turned around to face Harry. Naruto used this lapse in concentration to steal Sasuke's shuriken out of his back pocket. Harry withdrew his wand from his cloak slowly and pointed it at Sasuke.
"Where did you come from!" Sasuke said in sheer amazement
"Does that really matter," said Harry "All that matters is that I'm about to kill you and you have no say in it."
During this conversation Naruto happened to be creeping around the two, attempting to get behind Harry. Harry glanced at Naruto who flung a shuriken at him.
"Protego!" Harry cried as the shuriken fell to the ground. Harry grabbed Naruto and wrenched him in front of himself. He stuck his wand underneath Naruto's neck. Sasuke stood in front of him poised and ready to attack.
"If you even try to do anything," Harry said coldly, "I'll kill Naruto"
"Then kill him! I don't care!" Sasuke remarked. Then in a swishing movement Harry Potter was lifted into the air, writhing. Sasuke and a newly released Naruto stared at the man standing behind Harry, that man, was Darth Vader.
"Wha- kind of magi- is this!" Harry cried half heartedly as he struggled to breath. He fell to the ground. Harry got to his feet and stared at Vader.
"Impedimen-!" Harry cried but was cut off when he was thrown backwards by the Force.
"Aaaaugh!" he cried as he slammed into a blue leg. He looked up and Tinky Winky stared down at him menacingly. Harry got up and faced Naruto, Sasuke, Tinky, and Vader, all in a circle, ready to fight.