'Hmm…' Demyx thought as he looked at the dreary old Organization uniforms. They were so bland. And boring. And dull. And…well they were a million and one things and Demyx didn't like any of them. He sighed as he thought about another day of wearing the useless thing. He was happier naked goddamnit. He grimaced at the thought of the Superior's face if he streaked to the meeting. Then, an idea hit Demyx. If he had to wear the uniform who said he couldn't improve it? An evil smirk found its way onto Demyx's face.
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Xemnas glanced around the meeting as he prepared to make another boring speech on Kingdom hearts and how badly they needed it that would put half of his followers to sleep and the rest into comas from the torment of listening to his voice drone on for, what had been last time, six hours. Amazingly the only ones
who seemed immune to this were Zexion and Saix. Saix because he hung on every word that came out of Xemnas' sexy mouth and Zexion because well…Xemnas didn't know why Zexion was immune to him. Sometimes, Zexy would twitch. But that was only on his six hour ones. Xemnas rubbed his temples and Saix threw him a sympathetic look, as if he knew what Xemnas was thinking. Sometimes that creeped him out. But overall he liked Saix. He was the only one half-way sane in this batch of nutcases. Speaking of said nutcases, the meeting was about to begin and Demyx still wasn't here. That little rat. He annoyed Xemnas almost as much as Marluxia. Who would often complain about being forced to wear black. Always saying pink was the new black and that they really should keep up with the times. Then, everyone would commence to hit him. After the hitting was done Marluxia would stagger back to his seat and nurse his wounded body and pride. Another sigh escaped Xemnas and, ignoring Saix's looks of understanding he prepared to continue without Demyx. Unfortunately (for him…) at the exact moment as he opened his mouth to speak the doors slammed open and in walked Demyx. But it wasn't the normal Demyx, oh no. All over Demyx's coat were painted on peace signs and guitars. Psychedelic pictures covered what had once been a goth's wet dream. On later days Xigbar would swear he had seen a picture of Zexion on the back. The disturbing thing was, he also swore Zexy was naked. (O.o Man I'm a perv.) Everyone stared at Demyx as he walked to his seat and sat down, apologizing for being late. Everyone continued to stare at him and Roxas and Axel started to snicker. Demyx blinked his big blue eyes at them, wondering why they were staring at him. Finally, he cleared his throat and looked at Xemnas expectantly. This seemed to snap Saix out of his stupor as he shook his head and turned to Xemnas. This, in turn, seemed to snap Xemnas out of it and he too cleared his throat, commencing with the meeting as usual. After awhile everyone seemed to go back to being tormented by Xemnas' extremely boring (and kind of retarded) speech. But Demyx couldn't sop the smirk that crossed his lips as he walked out, pausing only to wink at Zexion who was still staring at his bright, new, colorful coat.