One Way To Kick Love
Hermione, Ron and Harry sat down at a table in the Three Broomsticks. In a moment, three butterbeers were brought to their table. Hermione shifted in her seat and absentmindedly kicked something. She ignored it.....until it kicked her back. She raised an eyebrow at Harry and Ron who hadn't even looked up. They seemed to be deeply discussing some new Quidditch tactic. She didn't want to look under the table to see who she had kicked, showing a sign of giving up, so she kicked back, hard. Neither of the boys moved, but after a second, she felt a sharp pain in her leg. "Yowch!" she said, giggling even though it hurt. Ron looked up, raised an eyebrow and then went back to talking to Harry who had continued talking about Quidditch without noticing Ron had looked away. This made Hermione giggle even more as she kicked back. He kicked back. She kicked him back harder. He kicked her back harder. She couldn't hold back the laughter any longer; she burst, giggling so loud that some people turned to stare. Both boys stared at her as if she were a lunatic and then, once more, went back to their mindless Quidditch talk. Hermione kicked with all her might. Harry whipped his head towards her, pain in his face but laughter in his eyes. Ron hadn't even noticed that Harry had stopped paying attention and was rambling on as Hermione giggled and Harry tried to hold back a grin. Ron suddenly stopped talking as he stared from a giggling Hermione to a grimacing, grinning Harry. "What in the bloody h is going on here?" he asked, making Harry laugh loudly. Under the table, their feet where still fighting fiercely. Harry kicked Hermione with all his might, causing her and her chair to topple over. "HARRY JAMES POTTER!" shrieked Hermione. "YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!" she screamed as he jumped out of his chair and fled from the building, Hermione on his heels. This left Ron, poor Ron, to pay and have many questioning faces staring at him.
Hermione lost Harry in the crowd outside of the Three Broomsticks, but she wouldn't give up that easily. "Sonorus," she muttered. "If any of you have seen Harry Potter please...umm....erm...tell me," Hermione's voice echoed throughout Hogsmeade. "Quietus" she mumbled. Suddenly she heard Lavender's voice crying out, "HERMIONE! HE'S OVER HERE BY THE SHREIKING SHACK!!!!!" "Thanks Lav!" cried Hermione as she stumbled past her, chasing Harry in the direction in which Lavender pointed. "ARGH!" yelled Harry as he tripped on something, causing him to tumble to the ground. Hermione, who couldn't stop running in time, tripped over him, and fell right on top of him with a loud "Oof!" They lay there, laughing madly. "Well well well. Lookie here. Potter and Granger, together forever." "Bugger off Malfoy" said Hermione. "And why should I do that you filthy little mudblood?" Malfoy asked, with an evil grin. "You git, leave us alone," Harry said, staring him in the eyes. "Oh, sticking up for your little girl friend are we now?" Malfoy grinned maliciously. "O gosh Malfoy that is so old!" said Hermione, fire in her eyes. "Oh, is it now little Miss Potter?" Hermione had had enough. She took one look at Malfoy, who was laughing loudly and muttered, "I'll wipe that nasty grin off your face," And then, she slapped him. Hard. So hard that he fell.
And Harry laughed. At that precise moment, Ron came cantering up, looking not too happy at all. Until he saw Malfoy that is. He began laughing hysterically as soon as he saw Malfoy lying on the ground with Hermione standing over him with her hand raised. Obviously, he had put two and two together. He managed to choke out, "Not laugh again choke M...Malfoy!? stutter laugh. "Oh shut up Weasley" Malfoy muttered. "Make me," stuttered Ron, still choking loudly. Malfoy stared back to Harry and Hermione and said, with laughter in his voice, "Look Weasel, your girlfriend left you for your best friend." "Oh shut up already Malfoy," Harry spat angrily. Malfoy looked as though he wanted to make Harry pay for what he had said, but decided against it and stalked off.
"I am SO SICK of Malfoy and his jokes!" Hermione stormed as she kicked the ground with her foot, stubbing her toe. "Ow." Ron and Harry laughed. "Its true though." huffed Hermione. "It's always 'Lookie Potty and the Granger, how sweet!' or 'AWWW Weasel and his mudblood.' I'M SO SICK OF IT!" "Oh THANKS!" said both Ron and Harry at the same time, laughing sarcastically. "Oh come off it you two," Hermione giggled. "You know I didn't mean it like that!" she said, laughing. "But wait," she said, laughing so hard that she went red, "I don't mean it THAT way either!" Harry silently wished she had. 'WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT Potter! This is HERMIONE. Your FRIEND. You can't think about your friend like that. I mean, Ron's your friend and you don't think about him that way.' Harry thought. "And thank God I don't" he mumbled under his breath. "Thank God you don't what Harry?" Hermione asked. Harry burst out laughing as the other two gave him a weird stare. "Nothing, nothing," he said between laughs.
"Where's Hermione gotten too?" Harry asked Ron. Ron gave him a knowing look as they both said "the library". But, all of a sudden a loud shrill of excitement was heard as Harry found himself toppling over as something extremely large landed on his back. Ron was laughing in hysterics. Harry shook whatever the large 'thing' was off and turned to look at it. "I AM SO GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT GRANGER!" yelled Harry as he took off running after her. "Mr. Potter, Ms.Granger, I thought you two knew better!" came a sharp voice from behind them both. They twisted around to find Professor McGonagall staring at them. "S...Sorry Professor," said Hermione breathlessly. "Now get to class. Both of you. And 5 points from Gryffindor," she yelled after them as they disappeared around the corner giggling madly as they went.
As soon as they rounded the corner Harry began to tickle Hermione. "Ahhh Potter giggle stop!!!giggle Stop! shriek STop! laugh STOp! giggle STOP!choke" "Ok Ok already Harry laughed as he released her and ran to Charms, late, can you believe it? "Where were you two?" "Lets just say we-" But Harry was interrupted by Professor Flitwick who was teaching
Hermione, Ron and Harry sat down at a table in the Three Broomsticks. In a moment, three butterbeers were brought to their table. Hermione shifted in her seat and absentmindedly kicked something. She ignored it.....until it kicked her back. She raised an eyebrow at Harry and Ron who hadn't even looked up. They seemed to be deeply discussing some new Quidditch tactic. She didn't want to look under the table to see who she had kicked, showing a sign of giving up, so she kicked back, hard. Neither of the boys moved, but after a second, she felt a sharp pain in her leg. "Yowch!" she said, giggling even though it hurt. Ron looked up, raised an eyebrow and then went back to talking to Harry who had continued talking about Quidditch without noticing Ron had looked away. This made Hermione giggle even more as she kicked back. He kicked back. She kicked him back harder. He kicked her back harder. She couldn't hold back the laughter any longer; she burst, giggling so loud that some people turned to stare. Both boys stared at her as if she were a lunatic and then, once more, went back to their mindless Quidditch talk. Hermione kicked with all her might. Harry whipped his head towards her, pain in his face but laughter in his eyes. Ron hadn't even noticed that Harry had stopped paying attention and was rambling on as Hermione giggled and Harry tried to hold back a grin. Ron suddenly stopped talking as he stared from a giggling Hermione to a grimacing, grinning Harry. "What in the bloody h is going on here?" he asked, making Harry laugh loudly. Under the table, their feet where still fighting fiercely. Harry kicked Hermione with all his might, causing her and her chair to topple over. "HARRY JAMES POTTER!" shrieked Hermione. "YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!" she screamed as he jumped out of his chair and fled from the building, Hermione on his heels. This left Ron, poor Ron, to pay and have many questioning faces staring at him.
Hermione lost Harry in the crowd outside of the Three Broomsticks, but she wouldn't give up that easily. "Sonorus," she muttered. "If any of you have seen Harry Potter please...umm....erm...tell me," Hermione's voice echoed throughout Hogsmeade. "Quietus" she mumbled. Suddenly she heard Lavender's voice crying out, "HERMIONE! HE'S OVER HERE BY THE SHREIKING SHACK!!!!!" "Thanks Lav!" cried Hermione as she stumbled past her, chasing Harry in the direction in which Lavender pointed. "ARGH!" yelled Harry as he tripped on something, causing him to tumble to the ground. Hermione, who couldn't stop running in time, tripped over him, and fell right on top of him with a loud "Oof!" They lay there, laughing madly. "Well well well. Lookie here. Potter and Granger, together forever." "Bugger off Malfoy" said Hermione. "And why should I do that you filthy little mudblood?" Malfoy asked, with an evil grin. "You git, leave us alone," Harry said, staring him in the eyes. "Oh, sticking up for your little girl friend are we now?" Malfoy grinned maliciously. "O gosh Malfoy that is so old!" said Hermione, fire in her eyes. "Oh, is it now little Miss Potter?" Hermione had had enough. She took one look at Malfoy, who was laughing loudly and muttered, "I'll wipe that nasty grin off your face," And then, she slapped him. Hard. So hard that he fell.
And Harry laughed. At that precise moment, Ron came cantering up, looking not too happy at all. Until he saw Malfoy that is. He began laughing hysterically as soon as he saw Malfoy lying on the ground with Hermione standing over him with her hand raised. Obviously, he had put two and two together. He managed to choke out, "Not laugh again choke M...Malfoy!? stutter laugh. "Oh shut up Weasley" Malfoy muttered. "Make me," stuttered Ron, still choking loudly. Malfoy stared back to Harry and Hermione and said, with laughter in his voice, "Look Weasel, your girlfriend left you for your best friend." "Oh shut up already Malfoy," Harry spat angrily. Malfoy looked as though he wanted to make Harry pay for what he had said, but decided against it and stalked off.
"I am SO SICK of Malfoy and his jokes!" Hermione stormed as she kicked the ground with her foot, stubbing her toe. "Ow." Ron and Harry laughed. "Its true though." huffed Hermione. "It's always 'Lookie Potty and the Granger, how sweet!' or 'AWWW Weasel and his mudblood.' I'M SO SICK OF IT!" "Oh THANKS!" said both Ron and Harry at the same time, laughing sarcastically. "Oh come off it you two," Hermione giggled. "You know I didn't mean it like that!" she said, laughing. "But wait," she said, laughing so hard that she went red, "I don't mean it THAT way either!" Harry silently wished she had. 'WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT Potter! This is HERMIONE. Your FRIEND. You can't think about your friend like that. I mean, Ron's your friend and you don't think about him that way.' Harry thought. "And thank God I don't" he mumbled under his breath. "Thank God you don't what Harry?" Hermione asked. Harry burst out laughing as the other two gave him a weird stare. "Nothing, nothing," he said between laughs.
"Where's Hermione gotten too?" Harry asked Ron. Ron gave him a knowing look as they both said "the library". But, all of a sudden a loud shrill of excitement was heard as Harry found himself toppling over as something extremely large landed on his back. Ron was laughing in hysterics. Harry shook whatever the large 'thing' was off and turned to look at it. "I AM SO GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT GRANGER!" yelled Harry as he took off running after her. "Mr. Potter, Ms.Granger, I thought you two knew better!" came a sharp voice from behind them both. They twisted around to find Professor McGonagall staring at them. "S...Sorry Professor," said Hermione breathlessly. "Now get to class. Both of you. And 5 points from Gryffindor," she yelled after them as they disappeared around the corner giggling madly as they went.
As soon as they rounded the corner Harry began to tickle Hermione. "Ahhh Potter giggle stop!!!giggle Stop! shriek STop! laugh STOp! giggle STOP!choke" "Ok Ok already Harry laughed as he released her and ran to Charms, late, can you believe it? "Where were you two?" "Lets just say we-" But Harry was interrupted by Professor Flitwick who was teaching