Total Drama My Way

by SarcasmSupreme

*Rewrite of Total Drama My Way* What if Total Drama had different contestants? Meet my 14 OC's as they battle it out in the hope to win One Million Dollars, whilst dealing with crummy cabins, Chris McLean,and worst, each other! Who will survive to win one million dollars? And who will lose it all? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama My w!ay

1. Chapter 1

So... I decided to re-read my old story's and while reading the original "Total Drama My Way" I kind of felt ashamed of how lazy and half-assed it was in many chapters, and how bad the plot was at times. (Lets be honest, chapters 1-6 were crap) So, after a bit of thinking, I decided I would post a re-done version of the story with the same general plot and eliminations, but more character development and better written challenges.

Don't worry about the original version though. I'm still keeping that up. It holds too many good memories to part with.

I'll write about one chapter of this story a month (Give or take a few days) But I plan to realize this story's true potential in the remix of TOTAL… DRAMA… ISLAND!

The screen faded in to reveal a large foresty island with many hills. Near the shore there was a campsite and a bonfire pit, with a wooden dock at the beach.

"Yo, what up people?" A man in his early thirties greeted. "Welcome to the debut episode of TV's hottest new reality show!" He began enthusiastically. He had wind blown jet black hair and a chiseled face with brownish-greyish eyes. He had a thin layer of facial hair and he wore a blue button up over khaki's. "My names Chris McLean, and I'm here to welcome you to Total Drama Island" He continued, walking down the docks. "Over the next eight weeks, we'll be pitting 14 unsuspecting teens against each other in a dramatic competition, for the grand prize, of ONE, MILLION, DOLLARS!" He exclaimed, holding a large case of cash up.

"They'll have to survive deadly challenges!" He began once again, a clip of two interns running over burning coals. "Horrific camp cooking!" He added as a clip of Chef's cooking played, a potato greeted the audience. "And worst of all" he paused before announcing. "EACH OTHER!"

CONFESSIONAL (CHRIS)

Chris: "And they'll air their dirty laundry in this outhouse confessional!"

Confessional over (Chris)

"And then they'll risk it all at the bonfire ceremony!" Chris began once again, this time in the bonfire pit, which had a large campfire pit and logs for the contestants to sit on. Across from the logs was a podium.

FLASH

"Where the losing team will vote out a member! Whoever gets the most votes will walk the Dock of Shame!" He continued as a clip of the dock played. "Board the Boat of Losers" An intern walked up to a boat with his head hanging as a old boat came and picked him up. "And will leave Total Drama Island, FOREVER!" He dramatically finished as the boat sped away with the intern.

FLASH

"Who will survive this horror I've cooked up for them over these next eight weeks?" Chris asked. "Who knows? But I'm so ready for this! Grab a seat and some popcorn; because you're not gonna want to miss a dramatic moment, right here, on TOTAL… DRAMA… ISLAND!" He yelled as the screen faded to the intro theme.

Title sequence plays

Yo mom and dad I'm doing fine

Maddi is pouring at the back of the lake when a fish hook grabs her

You guys are on my mind

Garret fishes he up into the air

You asked me what I wanted to be

Maddi lands near Drew, who is petting the animals

Now I think the answer's plain to see

The animals attack Drew and Maddi and the two run away

I wanna beeee Famous!

Mark laughs at Drew and Maddi as they run away

I wanna live close to the sun

JJ and Ali are laughing together on the raft and it goes over a waterfall

Oh pack your bags cause I've already won

Ali and JJ land on a log being lifted by Michael

Everything to prove nothing in my way

Monaco flies into them from behind and knocks them all off the log

I get there one daaayyy

Bella walks out of the confessional only to be hit by Brendan's fencing sabre while he's practicing his lunges

Cause I wanna beeee famous!

Jaden is talking his mouth off until Chef shoves food into his mouth shutting him up, while Connor is sipping tea next to Jaden with his butler

Nananananaaa Nanananananananaaaaaa

Lauren skates across the beach, pulling off some sick moves

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous

Mathew is on the dock, shooting flaming arrows up at balloons, until one accidently hits the camera

(Whistling) dodododo dododododooooooo

JJ and Ali are looking into each other's eyes at the campfire ceremony when Monaco appears behind them scaring JJ and Ali apart

End of theme song

"Welcome back!" Chris greeted the audience as he walked along the docks, his head turned towards the camera. "Were just about ready to greet our first campers!" he announced enthusiastically. "Also, if the campers seem a little T.O.'ed, its probably because I told them they were going to be staying at a five star resort!" He added, still smiling. "Speaking of them, here come the first two!" He announced as a boat became visible in the distance. Two boys stood on the boat.

The first one was a tall 15 year old boy in a red muscle shirt, which showed off his tanned and well built figure. He had short light brown hair, which he had obviously spent time working on due to the gel which was reflecting the light. The boy had piercing blue eyes that glistened with hostility as he stared out towards the island with his well muscled arms crossed across his chest. He had deeply tanned skin with a scowl on his face. He had blue jeans on and black high-tops.

The boy next to him was a bit shorter than average. He had lightly tanned skin, which looked pale in comparison to the boy next to him. Also unlike the boy, he had softer blue eyes that didn't seem threatening. He had a nervous look on hi face and his lips were curled into a frown as he stared downwards. He wore black tee-shirt with green khaki shorts underneath. He had black slip on Spery's on his feet.

The larger boy strutted off the boat with no bags, a few seconds later followed by the smaller boy, who was carrying two shares of bags.

"Welcome the polar opposite twins, Mark the popular athlete, and JJ, the loser nerd!" Chris introduced with a chuckle two as JJ dragged the bags along the dock slowly, obviously struggling.

"C'mon pipsqueak!" Mark demanded. "Hurry up! I don't have all day you know!" He glared at his smaller twin brother, finally managed to catch up to Mark, before dropping to the ground face first in exhaustion.

"There you go Mark!" JJ replied, his face still on the dock.

"Glad to be here Chris!" Mark greeted the host with a smirk. "But you might as well give me the million now! There's no way I'm gonna lose!" He stated confidently.

"Hey Chris" JJ greeted the host with a friendly smile as he walked over. "Glad to meet you-YOOOW!" JJ cried as he was lifted in the air by his underwear, courtesy of Mark.

"You're not supposed to cut me off!" Mark reprimanded him before tossing him into the lake.

"Nice one!" Chris complemented the bully, amused at JJ's pain.

"Hey!" JJ whined after resurfacing. "I could've gotten hurt!"

Ignoring the nerd Chris decided to move along. "Our next contestant is our resident genious and blabber mouth" Chris began as another boat came within sight. The boy on it was Native Canadian, with brown eyes and long brown hair that reached his shoulders. He had a red sweater vest with a blue colored t shirt underneath. He was a few inches taller then JJ, but not much. He wore regular old sneakers and a smile on his face as he stepped off the dock. "Its Jaden!"

"Hey guys! Glad to be here!" He greeted the others enthusiastically with a burst of energy. "Nice to meet you!" He greeted JJ as he shook his hand, which the nerd happily obliged to.

"Hey, I'm JJ!" the chestnut haired boy introduced himself.

"Hey, how are you?" Jaden asked as he put his hand out in an invitation to shake it, which Mark just rolled his eyes at. "Wow, what a scrub!" Jaden commented as he smirked at the bully. "Why you such a scrub, scrub?" He asked jokingly as Mark's left eye began to twitch in annoyance.

"Shut.. Up…" Mark growled in annoyance as he tensed up, his face beginning to turn red with anger.

"Geez scrub!" Jaden joked as he walked away, rolling his brown eyes as another boat arrived at the docks.

A short blonde haired, blue eyed girl stepped off of the docks. Her hair was in a ponytail, which went down a bit past her shoulders. She wore a light blue hoodie (Kinda like Bridgette) and skinny jeans with a hole in the knee that made her look like a tomboy. She held a skateboard in one hand and two duffel bags in the other hand. She wore red and black high-tops that completed the tomboy look all together.

"Hey there!" She greeted the three contestants who had already arrived, waving her hand friendly in the direction of the other contestants.

"Lauren the skater!" Chris greeted the girl with a fist bump.

Lauren stared at the crummy camp nervously. "I thought we were staying at a five star resort?" She asked the host, who just chuckled.

"Oh yeah, that was a typo" He explained holding out a contract, which was a very large and thick stack of papers. "If you looked at the contract, you would have realized this was a crappy summer camp!" He exclaimed happily, causing Lauren to glare at the host.

"Well guess what I think of your contract?" She asked, before grabbing the large stack of papers before ripping it apart comically and throwing it in the water.

"You know the great part about lawyers?" Chris asked Lauren, who just glared at the host. "They make lots of copys!" He explained pulling out another contract, which Lauren again destroyed before stomping away, muttering something that sounded liked 'asshole'.

"Hey,are you okay?" JJ asked the skater, who was still brimming with anger.

"Nah" She replied, turning towards the nerd. "Chris is SO much more of an asshole than I thought he was!" She stated to JJ, who just nodded in agreement.

"Dude needs to learn some kindness" JJ replied before the fifth contestant arrived. "He's a real jer….." JJ trailed off as he slumped forward, staring towards the next boat on the lake, or actually, the contestant on the boat.

The next girl took JJ's breath away. She was a 5'4 brunette, with kind smile on her face and warm brown eyes. Her brown hair went down her shoulders and midway down her back. She wore a purple tank top and blue skinny jeans that both complemented her naturally super skinny figure, with her long legs. She had skinny arms and a few bracelets around her wrist, wearing sandals that resembled Zoey's. Her Caucasian skin had a very nice tan.

"Our next competitor is a sweetheart with straight A's and talent in soccer and track! Meet Ali!" He introduced the pretty brunette as she stepped off of the boat.

"Thanks Chris!" She thanked the host before giving the island a good look. "The island looked a lot different in the brochure" She commented before walking towards the crowd, pulling her plain purple suitcase.

Confessional (JJ)

JJ: "All I can say, is WOW! Hopefully she's nice… I've met my share of girls who like to kick me in the kiwi's, and they tend to be the pretty ones! And then later Mark's girlfriends" *Sighs sadly*

Confessional over (JJ)

"Hey everyone!" Ali greeted the four others, extending her hand.

"Hey scrub!" Jaden greeted Ali, shaking her hand. "OHHHHHHH!" He exclaimed. "Get burned!" He commented, leaving Ali and many others very, very confused.

"I'm Lauren" The skater girl greeted the second female contestant. "Glad to meet you!" She added, shaking her hand.

"Nice to meet you too!" Ali added before walking up to JJ and extending her hand. "Hello!"

"Uhhhh Hey JJ, I'm Ali" JJ greeted incorrectly, obviously flustered, causing Ali to giggle in amusement. "No wait, I mean, JJ me… AHHH!" JJ exclaimed, causing Ali to laugh.

"You're funny!" She complemented the nerd, who was blushing, shaking her hand before turning to Mark.

"Hey!" She greeted the bully. "How are you today?" She asked Mark, who shook her hand.

"Hey, I'm Mark!" He greeted coolly, with a sly smile, and a wink.

"Hehe" Ali giggled. "Sorry, but I'm not that easy" She replied with a smirk.

Confessional (Mark)

Mark: "Eh, it was worth a shot. And hey, there will probably be a hotter girl on this island!"

Confessional over (Mark)

The next boat came into view, but unlike the rest of the boats, this one was larger and much more luxurious. At the front of the boat, stood a blonde boy with perfect posture and very, very nice clothing. He had blues eyes, with the left one being covered by a monocle. His hair was combed and perfectly done as if he was going to a fancy event. He wore black dress pants, a white dress shirt and a black, unbuttoned sports jacket over it, with black dress shoes over it. He had a pocket watch hanging from his belt, and a butler stood next to him with a platter of tea in hands. The blonde teen took a china glass off of the platter, which the butler responded to by filling the cup up.

"Welcome our next contestant, all the way from England" Chris began, saying England with a mocking accent. "Its Connor!" He announced as the boat came to a stop and a platform lowered onto the dock.

"Good day fellow competitors" Connor greeted the five Canadian contestants. "I am glad to make your acquaintance!" He stated with a respectful nod, before taking another sip of tea.

The butler came off the boat pulling a luggage trolley filled with expensive looking bags. "Here are your bags sir" He announced to the young teen.

"Ah thank you Harry, jolly good show mate" Connor thanked his butler. "I'm afraid it is time to part ways. Give my parents my regards!" He told his butler.

"Yes sir, and remember, one bag has your academy work in it. Your mother wishes that you complete one folder from each subject a day" The butler reminded him.

"Oh, yes, I won't forget" Connor reassured him as the butler walked back onto the boat before it sailed away.

"Ah, you must be Sir McLean" Connor greeted the host politely before walking towards the others. "And I presume you chaps are my worthy opponents?" He asked, earning a series of murmurs.

"Hey there!" Jaden rushed over. "My names Jaden, and you seem to be from England obviously, except your accent is a bit off!" He commented.

Connor was taken aback, obviously offended. "My accent is as authentic as any other one! I have the speech of a gentlemen!" He retorted, walking past past Jaden with his head raised. "American scum!" He muttered under his breath.

Confessional (Connor)

Connor: "I didn't realize I would be going up against uneducated brutes like that ruffian! Well, looks like it will be my job to educate them! Hmp!"

Confessional over (Connor)

"Next up, we have a fencing champion, youtuber, Brendan!" Chris announced as the seventh contestant came into view. He was a tall, 5'6 caucasian, and like Connor, also a blonde, but it was more messy and strewn about, but it still looked good. His eyes were a friendly shade of blue, and he had a grin on his face. He wore a red hoodie with a grey oval in the center that had the letters VPG in purple over it.. Even though it was hot out, he looked quite comfortable too. He wore light blue khaki shorts and a pair of dark blue sneakers.

"Hey Dude" He greeted the host with a fist bump. "

"Breadman, good to see you!" Chris greeted, returning the fist bump before letting Brendan walk by.

"Hey guys, cool to meet you all" He then greeted the rest of the competitors.

"Ummm, is this Wawanakwa?" A small voice peeped nervously next to Chris, causing him to turn and see a short and pale red head boy. He had green eyes covered by glasses and his hair was in a bowl cut, covering up his forehead. He wore a bland orange tee shirt and brown cargo shirt. He was staring at the ground instead of Chris though, shuffling his feet very nervously.

"Yeah, this is Wawanakwa" Chris answered, only to receive no response. "Meet the awkward nerd of the cast, Drew!" Chris announced, again though, Drew didn't respond. "Quiet one eh? Go stand with others" He ordered the small nerd, who just complied, walking over near JJ.

"Hey man, are you okay?" He asked, a look of concern on his face. "You look kinda sad" He whispered.

"I-I'm fine!" Drew answered nervously, looking away from the tech geek.

Confessional (Drew)

Drew: *Looking away from the camera* "I don't really like to talk to people… its really scary"

Confessional over (Drew)

"Hey! Eagle Scout incoming!" A blonde haired boy yelled out to the people on the docks. They turned their heads to see a blonde boy in a kayak, paddling towards the island very quickly. He wore a life vest over a tan button up shirt that had many different patches on it. He had a green sash going across his chest with nothing but these colorful badges stitched on it. Each badge had an individual design, but there were so many on his sash that it would be impossible to stay focused on anyone badge.

"Meet Mathew, the super scout!" Chris announced as the teen rowed his boat to shore before taking his waterproof bags out of it and carrying them over.

"Hello Chris" Mathew greeted the host, smirking past him at his competition. "Is that who I'm up against?" He asked, pointing at the campers at had already arrived.

"Yeah Mathew" Chris answered. "Thats what you're up against" He confirmed.

"This 'll be too easy!" He exclaimed confidently, strutting over the others with his bags in hand, earning glares from his previous comment.

The next boat arrived shortly, except no camper was on it.

"HEY!" An angry voice could be heard yelling from inside the boat. "GET BACK HERE!" He yelled.

Just after, the door burst open and a white girl with crazy orange hair and green clothes did a flip out. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" She yelled as she landed from her flip landing on her hands using them spring from the boat to the dock. "AHAHAHAAA!" She laughed maniacally as she soared through the air….

Before falling short of her target and slamming her face on the edge of the dock and falling in the water.

"Oh no!" Ali cried, running over to the edge to the dock and leaning over and pulling the girl out of the shallow water. After pulling her up, she immediatly managed to get back on her feet.

"Are you okay?!" Ali asked with concern in her voice.

The girl shook her head like a dog in order to get the water out before replying. "Oh, I'm great! That was really fun, besides hitting my head!" She reassured Ali. "Lets do it again!" She called before laughing.

"How bout we don't, and say we didn't" Chris answered. "Meet the resident psycho, MONACO!"

"DID SOMEONE MENTION THE GREAT MONACO?!" The girl asked, springing over and staring at Chris suspiciously with her crazy bright green eyes, getting her face uncomfortably close to Chris, causing him to lean away from the girl.

"Uhhh yeah" Chris answered. "You can go... like, away!"

"Sure!" Monaco replied before skipping over to the group, who all stepped to the side. "What?" She asked the others who had stepped away. "Does my breath smell or something? Knew I shouldn't have eaten raw fish!"

"Ooookaaaaayyy, crazy people aside, lets introduce our eleventh contestant!" Chris spoke up, breaking the awkward silence Monaco had caused. As he stated that, another boat appeared, passing the docks and leaving another girl there.

Unlike that last one, this one attracted people rather than repulse them. She was a very pretty blonde with a bod like Dakota's, except she was wearing a hot pink skirt and a light pink top that covered her shoulders and had a large V-neck. She had beautiful blue eyes and her hair was obviously done by a very talented professional, which was the same case for her nails. Her very thin and long legs, as well as her thin torso made her look even taller than she was.

"Oh, hey Chris!" The girl greeted the host, who was obviously staring.

"Oh, uh hey Bella!" Chris greeted after a few seconds. "You can… uhhh, stay with m- I mean go over to the other campers!" He told her with a sheepish laugh, obviously embarrassed he almost said something like that on international TV.

"Ah, hello my dear!" Connor greeted the blonde, running up to her comically before going on one one knee and kissing her hand. "It is a pleasure to meet someone as beautiful as you!" He completed her after standing up.

"Ummm, thank you?" Bella replied, drawing her hand back, obviously embarrassed by the brits actions.

Confessional (Bella)

Bella: "If it weren't for me wanting to stick to my plan, I probably would have slapped that fool into the water. I can't believe he kissed my hand! *Observes her hand nervously* "What if it gave me some loser disease?! EWWWW! Nerd kisses!"

Confessional over (Bella)

Chris then decided to get to buisness. "Next up is the resident clutz-" He began before an explosion went of not too far away, causing a tall blonde boy to fall from the sky, and land on the docks, before sliding over to Chris. "Meet Garret!" He announced after the boy came to a stop.

"Ugghhh, is there an icepack I can use?" He asked, holding his head as he wobbled around. He had caucassion skin and blonde hair that was in a crewcut. He had grey eyes and wore a blue tee shirt and blue jeans. He was very thin, and very tall, making him look like a human twig. What wasn't a permanent feature was the fire burning in his hair.

"Hey buddy, you're hair's on fire!" Mark pointed out, smirking along with Mathew and Bella at the clutz's misfortune.

"AHHH!" Garret yelled in fear, jumping around. "Put it out, PUT IT OUT!" He yelled in fear.

"I got it!" Monaco called running over to Garret and kicking him off of the dock and into the water, and he resurfaced a few seconds later.

"Thank you" he thanked the crazy girl before climbing out soaking wet, this time with a crab on his foot. He looked down, before sighing. "I don't even care at this point" he stated in frustration.

"Is this where were staying?" a dull voice asked, scaring Chris, who was looking and smiling at Garret's pain.

"GAAAH!" Chris screamed, jumping away in shock.

The girl though, was unfazed. She was a pale goth with black hair, with the top right side of her face being covered by it, including her right eye. She had blue and purple highlights all throughout her hair. She had a very light and pale face, which looked basically white. She wore a black and blue top and a black skirt that reached her mid thighs."I asked, are we staying here?" She asked again, this time her tone was less patient than before.

"Yeah!" Chris answered. "Don't scare me like that though!" He reprimanded her.

"Wow, you lied about the five star resort" Maddi commented. "What a surprise!" She commented sarcastically, waving her hands dramatically as if she was in shock. Spoilers: She wasn't.

"Yeah, whatever!" Chris answered, rolling his eyes. "Just go stand with the others!" He ordered, which Maddi obliged, but still muttering an insult under her breath.

"Our final contestant is the powerhouse athlete!" Chris announced as the final boat approached the island. There was yet another male on that boat. He was an african american with dark tanned black skin. He had brown eyes and was the tallest of the cast, though he was still only inches taller than Mark. He had very prominent muscles on his arms, and he wore a friendly grin on his face. He had a crew cut like Garret, and he was wearing a blue jersey with number 1 on it, with black shorts as well. He had running shoes on and seemed ready for any physical challenge thrown at him.

"Sup bro!" The teen greeted Chris, bumping fists with him. He noticed the island and the shabby cabins, but remained smiling and kept quiet about it.

"Michael!" Chris greeted the athlete. "Now you are going to wreck the competition.

"I hope I can do well" Michael just shrugged. "I'll only do as well as I try" He added.

Michael got along well with the other contestants. Even Drew seemed to like him.

"Alright people, time for a group photo!" Chris announced from a boat he was standing on with a camera. "Every near the end of the docks!" he requested. Soon the cast was all set up for the photo.

He was about to take the picture before stopping randomly. "Wait, lens cap!" He announced, earning groans from the contestants. "Alright, here we go!" He announced. "Alright people, say, Wawanakwa!" Chris instructed.

"WawwanakwAAAAHHHHH" They all yelled as the docks broke below them, falling into the lake with all fourteen contestants.

"Oh man, that was great!" Chris laughed sadistically before turning to the camera. "We've got fourteen competitors here for the million, but only one will win! Who will win it all? Stay tuned over the next few weeks to find out, on TOTAL… DRAMA… ISLAND!

So that was the first chapter! Next time there will be a challenge and an elimination, but I won't say who's getting eliminated. (Though this is a rewrite, so you could just check the original) But I plan to update this once every month or so, less then my other story's, as this is a rewrite and a side project. So I hope you enjoyed. And if you did, before to review, follow and favorite this story guys! Until next time, this is jj13dog, signing off!