Lord Joyde: Heylo, everyone! How are you all doing?

How long has it been since I wrote one of these? A fairly long ass time, one would think...

But now, I am finally back! And what better way to make a come back than type down something I am most known for!?

That's right, my long-time friends! Ladies and Gentlemen...

May I be granted this unique right to present to you... THE YELLOW BOOK.

Not just any yellow book, The Yellow Book! What's so special about this yellow book, you might ask?

Well, its basically a porn fic, a Yellow Book is a place where you can tell me to type down any of your deepest, darkest lustful desires... and I will make them come true.

With but one exception, one which my long-time readers will already know.. I will NOT write a single word in yaoi. Just wanted to make that clear.

UPDATE 1: SINCE I APPARENTLY WASN'T CLEAR ABOUT THIS, THE SUBMISSIONS DON'T NEED TO BE CONNECTED TO NEITHER PROTOTYPE NOR HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA!

So once again, here, in the deepest, darkest depths of, hidden away by unpopularity and the wonderful rating M, lies my very own Yellow Book of Lemons.

In order to make your desire clear to me, make good use of The Review or Private Message feature.

Remember, it might be embarrassing for you to do this, but please send me as many details as you possibly could. More details equals a better realization of your desires.

Also, the reason why this is hidden in such a peculiar section of Fanfiction is because I am planning to turn my own desire into reality as chapter one and it involves a certain fan-favorite pairing from HD Neptunia; Rebirth 1.

…. One final thing before I go... Yes pedrofaria, the challenge you set on me so long ago also applies to this Book.

And that's pretty much all I have to say for now...

Tip top, ciao!

Lord Joyde Out.

UPDATE 2: SINCE THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL OF THESE KINDS OF REQUESTS, I WILL NOW POST THINGS WHICH I WILL. NOT. TYPE. DOWN.

Yes... there's shit not even I want to put into text format, wohoo.

1. Lolita/Shota - I am very sorry but typing down anything concerning a grown man/futanari/something fucking a little boy/girl... is beyond me.

2. Male Gay Sex - Considering that most of my porn is futanari, this may seem a bit strange to you but I assure you it is solely because of the fact that I like to get into character while typing porn.. as a straight dude, that's kinda hard. Pun Intended.

3. GAY FURRIES - This is basically the same reasoning as the previous one but far, FAR more popular to request, especially from the female population of my public.

4. Torture sex - Note that this is on four because I have written such things before... albeit in 300 words and not 2.5k on average. Just because there is a scene in HOB:SR where Louise burns a maids face off while she rapes her, does not mean that I am willing to type a full lemon of that shit. Stop sending this, thank you. (THERE IS AN EXCEPTION TO THIS - When the characters depicted possess extreme regenerative capabilities, like Tokyo Ghoul for example.)