MKR Parody

MKR Parody

Chapter 1

Three friends, Suzie, Natasha, and Christine, are visiting the Tokyo tower on a band trip.

WOW!! WOW WOW WOW!!

Suzie: Um, Tash? Calm down! (people are staring at us)

C: Ohh, come on Suzie. Tash is living a dream here. None of us ever imagined that the school band would be taking a trip to Tokyo this year. Let her be excite...

Tash: Fu-chan! Fu-chan!! Can I borrow some money to use the telescope? Please?!

C: Well all right, but this is the last time. You know you shouldn't have spent all that money on those Manga. (You can't even read Japanese!) 

 

Suzie: Weird. You giving Tash money for the telescope and all, (especially since you usually have to mooch off of her), it's like a scene out of the MKR Manga. You almost expect there to be a...

BANG

Voice: Please save our world Cefiro. Please, legendary, magic, understudies!!

Suzie: huh?

C: Wha??

Tash: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.........Wait. Understudies???

FLASH

Suddenly the floor gives way and the three are falling through the air

C: A floating mountain??

Suzie: Wow! Look at the ocean!!

Tash: TOO HIGH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

C: Don't worry Tash, any second now Clef is going to send a flying fish to catch us. You'll see.

They land on somehting.

C: See! What did I tell you.

Suzie: Uhhhhhhh, Christine, (squishy??) this isn't exactly a fish. It's a... a...

C and S: JELLYFISH!!? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Tash: (clinging to fish) Thank you! Thank you!! Just bring us down now please Mr. Jelly fish? Nice Jellyfish. Nice Jellyfish.

(C+S: sweat drops.)

Suzie: Hey Christine look, It's slidey see? Weeeeeeee!! Woa, Woa. I can't stop!

C: Suzie!!!

Tash: Nice jellyfish.

(Thud, splat.)

C: Suzie are you all right??

Tash: (looking around) Huh? Suzie? Suzie? Ohhhh My God!! Where's Suzie??

Suzie:(from under jellyfish) Would somebody get this giant ball of slime OFF OF ME?!

(Tash looks down through the fish, sees an SD suzie.)

Tash: AHHHHHH!!! DEMON! (she reaches through the Jelly fish to grab Suzie.)Take that! and that....(fight)

C: Whew. Wow, this is interesting! ... Um, Suzie, get up. ...Tash, stop freaking out, it's just Death.

Tash: Huh? Oh Suzie, Sorry.

Suzie: (sarcastic) Don't mention it.

C: Uh hey guys, do you realize where we are???

(Big panoramic picture) All: Cefiro!!!!

Tash: Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!!! (bouncing around joyfully)

Suzie: Yeah...wait. No Beatles! No Interview with the Vampire, No Chad!

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 

Tash: Oh come on Suzie. We're in Cefiro. How often does this happen to us!!

Suzie: Eh, you're right. Let's save Cefiro (too-toot-toot-too)

C: (concerned) Yeah...

S+T: Christine? (Usually you'd be going nuts right now)

C: I just hope that time is standing still in our world. Otherwise we'll miss our flight back to Canada... and we'll be stuck in Japan for a long time.

S+T: (Pensive) Hmmmmmm...

Tash: I could live with that!

Voice: A-hem. You can't go back.

All: Who's there??

Tash: It's Clef-san!! Yeahhh..(dancing blissfully)..

Clef: So you've arrived. Welcome to Cefiro, Legendary Magic Understudies.

Tash: ...eahhhhhh!!? Understudies? Why does everyone call us understudies?

Clef: Because you are. You see first the CLAMP budget was slashed, then all the main characters went on strike. Then they were all kidnapped by this guy named Gelato, who was the jealous understudy of Zagato. So now the only thing to do is to call upon the Legendary Magic Understudies to save Cefiro.

C: Oh, I see.

Tash: Not quite what I was hoping for but it'll do.

Suzie: Mmmmmmm, Gelato!!

Clef: So, I'll assume you are familiar with the routine. Now then. *MAGIC GIFT*

FLASH

 

C: I feel…a draft?

Tash: Now I can use magic!!

Suzie: When I open my eyes I'll have the coolest armor…

(She opens her eyes and sees that she's got a piddly broach on and a ring on her finger.)

Suzie: Hey!! What kind of a joke is this!! You call this armor you little twerp..(she attacks Clef).. give me some real armor you tiny excuse for a wizard or I'll punt you from here to Eterna!

(THWACK!! Clef hits Suzie with his staff.)

  

Clef: The armor will strengthen as you do (and trust me. You'll need a lot of growing space!)…

Suzie: I heard that shorty pants. (fight)

Tash: (All right!! I can use magic now) Ahem. *ARROW OF F..

Clef: WAIT!

All: huh?

 

Clef: You can't use magic unless you need it or the spell will back fire on you (didn't you read the manga??) besides, that isn't the right incantation.

Tash: What! I'm sure that's how it goes.

Clef: No. Incantations are different depending on the person. You will have a different incantation than Hikaru, based on your power.

Tash: Oh. Can you teach it to me? Please?? Please??

Clef: All right come here…. Do you feel it. The power inside you?? Can you hear the words??

Tash: Yes.

I can…

but…

Clef: Good. Well then look at the time. Gelato's villan will be here any minute so you'd better hurry up and leave. Go to the forest of Overwhelming Noise to the west. There you'll find Presley-san, and yoko-ona. By the way, you have now assumed the roles of the three magic knights. You can't go home until you save Cefiro. Good luck now (you're going to need it) Get on and be off.

(Clef summons giant bird)  

C: Wait,

Clef: What?

C: If Gelato kidnapped the whole cast of MKR. Then all the people we meet will be different won't they?

Clef: That's correct!

C: Oh. And how is it that they kidnapped everyone on strike but you got away?? Unless..

Suzie: Scab!! Scab!! Clef's a scab! Ha ha ha ha!!

Clef: I'm not a scab, I'm a work-a-holic.

Suzie: (laughs louder)

RRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEE!!

Clef: Why are you still here? Get on the bird and go! Hurry!

Tash: On the Bird? (a flying bird!!) Bu…(C+S grab Tash and get on bird) Wait! No! I wanna stay and help Clef. Seriously! Let me go!! Waaaait!

(The bird flies away! A lady  in a slutty costume comes up riding on a flaming mule.)

Lady (Looks like a barbie, blond): Great, I must be lost again. Excuse me sir? could you tell me where I could find a Master Clef? He's about your height, with bluish hair like yours and carries a staff kinda like that one.

Clef: No clue.

Acetone: Oh. then do you know where I could find the uhhhh (checks list, sounds out words)  Ma-ggick-Un-der-stud-eyes??

Clef: That way.

Acetone: Great! Thanks Mr. Man.

Clef: Don't mention it. (she does away.) Acetone. Alcyone's understudy. What a flake! Even they shouldn't have any problem beating her. Ohhh well. I guess I'm done wasting time here, I'd better go save everyone from Gelato now. Heaven knows those girls couldn't. Still, there was something about them... 

Voice: Whatever it was, it'll be gone soon enough.

Clef: Gelato!?!?!

Gelato: Ha ha ha ha!!

FLASH

Clef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not rock again!!

            Wait!!

            I'm, I'm, Ice Cream. Mmm, chocolate, not half bad....... 

End Chapter 1