MKR Parody
Chapter 1
Three
friends, Suzie, Natasha, and Christine, are visiting the Tokyo tower on a band
trip.
WOW!! WOW WOW WOW!!
Suzie: Um, Tash? Calm down! (people are staring
at us)
C: Ohh, come on Suzie. Tash is living a dream
here. None of us ever imagined that the school band would be taking a trip to
Tokyo this year. Let her be excite...
Tash: Fu-chan! Fu-chan!! Can I borrow some
money to use the telescope? Please?!
C: Well all right, but this is the last time.
You know you shouldn't have spent all that money on those Manga. (You can't
even read Japanese!)
Suzie: Weird. You giving Tash money for the
telescope and all, (especially since you usually have to mooch off of her),
it's like a scene out of the MKR Manga. You almost expect there to be a...
BANG
Voice: Please save our world Cefiro. Please,
legendary, magic, understudies!!
Suzie: huh?
C: Wha??
Tash: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.........Wait.
Understudies???
FLASH
Suddenly the floor gives way and the three are
falling through the air
C: A floating mountain??
Suzie: Wow! Look at the ocean!!
Tash: TOO HIGH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
C: Don't worry Tash, any second now Clef is
going to send a flying fish to catch us. You'll see.
They land on somehting.
C: See! What did I tell you.
Suzie: Uhhhhhhh, Christine, (squishy??) this
isn't exactly a fish. It's a... a...
C and S: JELLYFISH!!? EWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Tash: (clinging to fish) Thank you! Thank you!!
Just bring us down now please Mr. Jelly fish? Nice Jellyfish. Nice Jellyfish.
(C+S: sweat drops.)
Suzie: Hey Christine look, It's slidey see?
Weeeeeeee!! Woa, Woa. I can't stop!
C: Suzie!!!
Tash: Nice jellyfish.
(Thud, splat.)
C: Suzie are you all right??
Tash: (looking around) Huh? Suzie? Suzie? Ohhhh
My God!! Where's Suzie??
Suzie:(from under jellyfish) Would somebody get
this giant ball of slime OFF OF ME?!
(Tash looks down through the fish, sees an SD
suzie.)
Tash: AHHHHHH!!! DEMON! (she reaches through
the Jelly fish to grab Suzie.)Take that! and that....(fight)
C: Whew. Wow, this is interesting! ... Um,
Suzie, get up. ...Tash, stop freaking out, it's just Death.
Tash: Huh? Oh Suzie, Sorry.
Suzie: (sarcastic) Don't mention it.
C: Uh hey guys, do you realize where we are???
(Big panoramic picture) All: Cefiro!!!!
Tash: Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!!! (bouncing around
joyfully)
Suzie: Yeah...wait. No Beatles! No Interview
with the Vampire, No Chad!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Tash: Oh come on Suzie. We're in Cefiro. How
often does this happen to us!!
Suzie: Eh, you're right. Let's save Cefiro
(too-toot-toot-too)
C: (concerned) Yeah...
S+T: Christine? (Usually you'd be going nuts
right now)
C: I just hope that time is standing still in
our world. Otherwise we'll miss our flight back to Canada... and we'll be stuck
in Japan for a long time.
S+T: (Pensive) Hmmmmmm...
Tash: I could live with that!
Voice: A-hem. You can't go back.
All: Who's there??
Tash: It's Clef-san!! Yeahhh..(dancing
blissfully)..
Clef: So you've arrived. Welcome to Cefiro,
Legendary Magic Understudies.
Tash: ...eahhhhhh!!? Understudies? Why does
everyone call us understudies?
Clef: Because you are. You see first the CLAMP
budget was slashed, then all the main characters went on strike. Then they were
all kidnapped by this guy named Gelato, who was the jealous understudy of
Zagato. So now the only thing to do is to call upon the Legendary Magic
Understudies to save Cefiro.
C: Oh, I see.
Tash: Not quite what I was hoping for but it'll
do.
Suzie: Mmmmmmm, Gelato!!
Clef: So, I'll assume you are familiar with the
routine. Now then. *MAGIC GIFT*
FLASH
C: I feel…a draft?
Tash: Now I can use magic!!
Suzie: When I open my eyes I'll have the
coolest armor…
(She opens her eyes and sees that she's got a
piddly broach on and a ring on her finger.)
Suzie: Hey!! What kind of a joke is this!! You
call this armor you little twerp..(she attacks Clef).. give me some real armor
you tiny excuse for a wizard or I'll punt you from here to Eterna!
(THWACK!!
Clef hits Suzie with his staff.)
Clef: The armor will strengthen as you do (and
trust me. You'll need a lot of growing space!)…
Suzie: I heard that shorty pants. (fight)
Tash: (All right!! I can use magic now) Ahem.
*ARROW OF F..
Clef: WAIT!
All: huh?
Clef: You can't use magic unless you need it or
the spell will back fire on you (didn't you read the manga??) besides, that
isn't the right incantation.
Tash: What! I'm sure that's how it goes.
Clef: No. Incantations are different depending
on the person. You will have a different incantation than Hikaru, based on your
power.
Tash: Oh. Can you teach it to me? Please??
Please??
Clef: All right come here…. Do you feel it. The
power inside you?? Can you hear the words??
Tash: Yes.
I
can…
but…
Clef: Good. Well then look at the time.
Gelato's villan will be here any minute so you'd better hurry up and leave. Go
to the forest of Overwhelming Noise to the west. There you'll find Presley-san,
and yoko-ona. By the way, you have now assumed the roles of the three magic
knights. You can't go home until you save Cefiro. Good luck now (you're going
to need it) Get on and be off.
(Clef summons giant bird)
C: Wait,
Clef: What?
C: If Gelato kidnapped the whole cast of MKR.
Then all the people we meet will be different won't they?
Clef: That's correct!
C: Oh. And how is it that they kidnapped
everyone on strike but you got away?? Unless..
Suzie: Scab!! Scab!! Clef's a scab! Ha ha ha
ha!!
Clef: I'm not a scab, I'm a work-a-holic.
Suzie: (laughs louder)
RRRUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEE!!
Clef: Why are you still here? Get on the bird
and go! Hurry!
Tash: On the Bird? (a flying bird!!) Bu…(C+S
grab Tash and get on bird) Wait! No! I wanna stay and help Clef. Seriously! Let
me go!! Waaaait!
(The
bird flies away! A lady in a slutty
costume comes up riding on a flaming mule.)
Lady (Looks
like a barbie, blond): Great, I must be lost again. Excuse me sir? could
you tell me where I could find a Master Clef? He's about your height, with
bluish hair like yours and carries a staff kinda like that one.
Clef: No clue.
Acetone: Oh. then do you know where I could
find the uhhhh (checks list, sounds out words)
Ma-ggick-Un-der-stud-eyes??
Clef: That way.
Acetone: Great! Thanks Mr. Man.
Clef: Don't mention it. (she does away.) Acetone. Alcyone's understudy. What a flake! Even
they shouldn't have any problem beating her. Ohhh well. I guess I'm done
wasting time here, I'd better go save everyone from Gelato now. Heaven knows
those girls couldn't. Still, there was something about them...
Voice: Whatever it was, it'll be gone soon
enough.
Clef: Gelato!?!?!
Gelato: Ha ha ha ha!!
FLASH
Clef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not rock again!!
Wait!!
I'm,
I'm, Ice Cream. Mmm, chocolate, not half bad.......
End
Chapter 1