Just something I thought would entertain those with a grudge against Roman. Enjoy.
"So," I drawl, "where to next?"
"Don't really care Muhammad," replies Jesus. Today is the first day of the first annual Wolf Pack cross country tour. (i.e. just me, Jesus, and Lucifer are the wolf pack in this) We finally finished converting an old school bus into a mobile house for our trip. Just as Jesus starts the bus (hallelujah) off did a swirling vortex appear in front of said vehicle.
"Well," Lucifer (also known as Lucy, but is a guy) says sarcastically, "now we know where we're going."
"I got to shut my mouth," I grumble to myself.
"Well," Jesus states, "we have two options. One: we try to go around the strange vortex … OR…"
"You have to ask," I chuckle, "MOTHER!" (yes, that's my battle cry)
"FOR THE GORY!" Lucy cries out.
"BONSAI!" Jesus cries as he rushes to the vortex, "ALL TOGETHER NOW!
"TRY! NOT! TO! DIE!"
As we are going through the vortex, do we see that the end point of our endeavor. The place we all dreamed of going to… Remnant. Of which we see Roman Torchwick exiting a body of a Grimm (season 3 everybody).
"Whew," he sighs, "I thought I was done fo…"
He never got the chance to say anything as a baseball bat slugs him in the head courtesy of yours truly.
"~Holy Mother Fuck! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!~" I laugh maniacally.
"Wrong character idiot ," Jesus laughs.
"~I DON'T CARE, HE HIT HIM~" Lucifer sang.
"Wait let me do one more," I say, "ahem. One small step for man… ONE GIGANTIC HEADACHE FOR TORCHWICK!"
"Play us out Jesus," Lucy calls as I turn on the P.A. system.
(Play: We Salute You by AC-DC)
~fin~