CONGRATULATIONS, Mr. Michael Hawley! You have won the nationwide contest for an all-expenses-paid trip to Paris with your class! You and the 42 students that you invited will be taken via private jet from Logan International Airport in Boston, Massachusetts, to De Gaulle International Airport in Paris on Friday, July 16, 2010, and will return on Thursday, July 29, 2010. Please verify that the following is the correct class list:
BOYS:
1. Alan Edwards
2. Raphael Dwyer
3. Sam Jenson
4. Francis Baker
5. Manny Barrett
6. Oliver Velize
7. Daniel Masterson
8. Jack Underhill
9. Kurt Falliwell
10. Tommy Ellis
11. George Naly
12. Eric Allen
13. Henry Shaw
14. Vincent Iriloni
15. Warren Gaston
16. Bernie O'Riordan
17. Isaac Yarberg
18. Charlie Davis
19. Zachary Garrett
20. Neil Quinley
21. Phil Raymond
GIRLS:
1. Cassidy Irving
2. Jennifer Springer
3. Heather Young
4. Tina Chen
5. Katheryn Orville
6. Finn Andrews
7. Donna King
8. Wendy Aurille
9. Andrea Harris
10. Pauline Thiessen
11. Becky Hall
12. Lily Carmody
13. Rachel Ferrer
14. Elizabeth Chandler
15. Nora Lightman
16. Ursula Murray
17. Irene Baxter
18. Stacy Jenkins
19. Michelle Pepper
20. Quinn Gilroy
21. Vicky Rivas
If this is the correct list, click here.
*You have verified that this list is correct. Be at the airport at NO LATER than 9:00 AM. The plane will take off at 10:15 AM.
We will greet you at the terminal. You and each student may bring no more than 2 baggage items per person and no more than 1 carry-on item per person. We can't wait to see you and your winning team!
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: I decided to change it from a military dictatorship-run program to a class of innocent, middle-class teenagers to make it more tragic.)