All Characters belong to Hasbro, Discordant is just Discord's alicorn name. This is my first fan-fic, don't judge.

Prologue

Discord is having trouble fitting in (with the main six who still don't trust him and every other pony who is frightened by his appearance). After consulting with princess Luna, he changes himself into an alicorn, this does not turn out exactly the way he wanted it to and ends up in some tight spots. [Fluttercord/Dislestia] Rated M, cause I feel like it. Swearing and suggestive themes.

"Once upon a time, in a far away land there lived a…..You know what….screw it….this story is already booooooring! Let's spice it up a bit shall we!"

"To start off, my name is Discord, and I will be narrating this story. But it will be narrated in the 3rd person because WHAT'S THE FUN IN MAKING SENSE!"

"Before I start I would just like to say that this is 100% accurate and not at all made to favor me or make everyone else look bad. Well...here it is, the story of Discordant."