I'm doing another one of these, but with the Harry Potter Fandom. Now, don't take this the wrong way. Draco is one of my favorite characters! It's just fun to annoy him!
If any of these are repeated from other lists, I am sorry. It was probably unintentional.

Twenty-One Ways to Annoy Draco Malfoy:

1) Buy ferret treats for him

2) Dangle them in front of his face and say 'Here boy, do you want a treat?'

3) Better yet, buy him a ferret and say 'Look, it's your long lost brother!'

4) Constantly remind Draco that Harry saved him*

5) Tell him it's a sure sign of love that he allowed Harry to save him.

6) Tell Pansy that Draco wants to marry her. Or tell Hermione the same thing.

7) Ask to see his snake. In public, of course. **

8) Take Polyjuice Potion and change into Draco. Tell Harry that you love him (as Draco, obviously).

9) Watch Draco deny everything. Then go up to him and say 'It's not just a river in Egypt, hmm?'***

10) Switch out his Slytherin robes with Gryffindor ones. Burn the Slytherin robes.

11) If you are talking to him, wave over his shoulder and call out 'Hi, Professor Moody!'

12) When he goes swimming, make sure the pool is so chlorinated it turns his hair green.

13) Have Collin take pictures of his green hair and hand them out to everyone. Tell them he's part troll.

14) Tell him that Pansy is pregnant with his child.

15) Then act offended and start to cry, saying 'How could you do that to me?' Do this in public for best results.

16) Remind Draco of that 'incident' in the Dark Forest. Ask him if he was afraid of Voldemort or the unicorn. ****

17) Tell everyone he was afraid of the unicorn.

18) Set him up on one of those dating shows. Make him pick from people like Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Harry, Ron, and Blaise. Even Myrtle would be good.

19) Ask him if you can see his scars

20) When he asks what scars, say in an apologetic voice 'The ones from your daddy's pimp cane, deary'

21) Avoid the Avada Kedavra that will come after you.

A/N: Huh. This isn't really funny. Kind of repetitive actually. Maybe it's because I didn't really have any help from my sisters this time.

I hope you guys enjoyed it anyway. Please review!

* Harry saves Draco from Voldemort in the last book
** I am referring to the snake in, the second book I think? The one that Draco throws at Harry during their duel, therefore revealing that Harry is a Parseltongue.
*** You know, not just a river in Egypt? Da Nile, Denial?
**** This is in the first book, where Harry and Draco have detention in the Dark Forest together.