Hey everyone! I know I haven't posted anything on my Bleach story in forever, I just got a little stuck with my plans for part 2 after reading a review that made me realize that the Yuuki I was writing about was quickly evolving into a Mary Sue! Anyways, I got a little writer's block on that front and amid study for Exams, I rolled out this little story as a creative un-blocker!

Hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi and it's characters. Except for Kimi, she's mine.

Chapter 1 - Another New Kid? Welcome to the S.O.S. Brigade!

~Kyon POV~

As usual, I had hiked my way up the ridiculously steep hill to school and plopped down into my chair with a sigh.

"Hey, Kyon! Have you heard about the new transfer student?", Taniguchi pipped as he turned around to face me, grinning.

My sigh turned into a groan immediately as my posture slumped and I began sinking into my chair.

A new student so early in the year - and so soon after Koizumi's transfer and immediate induction into the club - could only mean one thing for me.

Haruhi getting crazy excited and kidnapping the new student to become a member of the club.

I groaned louder as the familiar stamping of a running footsteps sounded in the hallway.

Taniguchi grinned wider,"I heard it was a girl named-".

His sentence was cut off as the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya slammed open the classroom door and dashed across the room, landing in her seat at a dead run.

"Kyon! Did you hear?", she started excitedly.

So much for 'good morning'.

"Good morning to you too, Haruhi", I grumbled back.

"What was that?", Haruhi asked, looking up curiously from her school bag as she searched for something.

Thanks for listening, Haruhi.

"Nothing. What were you saying about the new transfer student?", I asked boredly.

"Transfer student?", she asked, looking confused for a second, then she jumped up out of her chair, slamming her hands on the desk as a new excitment overtook her,"there's a new transfer student?".

Crap. She actually didn't know.

I started to sweat at the new doom I'd just brought down on the poor, apparantly female, new transfer student.

Wait. Then what was she talking about before?

"How didn't I know about this?", she went on, apparantly not noticing the fact that I hadn't answered her question as she continued.

I sighed heavily.

This is going to be a long day.

Ignoring Haruhi - which we all know is not a smart thing to do - I turned to the front of the class as it was about to start.

"Kyon! Hey, Kyon!", Haruhi started, hissing at the back of my head.

Shut up! I don't want to get detention because of you!

Because if I do, then YOU will kill me for not showing up to the club!

"Class is starting!", I hissed, but the reason didn't seem enough to placate her.

"Kyon!", she hissed back viciously as she poked the back of my neck with a ruler.

"Suzumiya!", snapped the teacher, and the girl slumped back in her seat, silent for now.

If you're listening up there, thank you god!

~Later that afternoon~Still Kyon POV~

Haruhi slammed open the club room door and I, no longer phased by her loud and sudden appearances - was idly wondering when the door would break under her strain, when I noticed she was pulling a short someone along behind her, still chatting excitedly to said short person and so had yet to say hi to any of us.

Not that she ever does.

"Hi everyone! Annoucement!", Haruhi called cheerfully as she strided into the room, dragging the short someone we didn't know behind her as I
watched warily, Koizumi looked up, smiling creepily as usual, Nagato moved only her eyes, flickering them once between her book to Haruhi, Haruhi's new victim, then back to her book, and Asahina momentarily stopped making tea in her maid's costume to pay attention.

Oh, crap.

Haruhi, meanwhile, grinned as she began introductions.

And that's when I realized.

Oh, god.

"This is Kimi Ringo! She's the newest edition to the S.O.S. Brigade!", she announced enthusiastically, jerking the short girl infront of her so we could see her.

As I mentioned before, she's short, probably the shortest person in her our year. She has long black hair and chocolate-brown eyes that somehow
manage to put out a look that says she's both annoyed and bored at the same time.

Haruhi quickly introduced everyone, calling their nicknames and pointing them out, then she dashed from room, apparantly just remembering
something important.

And she's the new girl.

God, I take it back.

End Chapter

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Signed, Milley02