Sora: HEY PEOPLE! Today, Hurky brings you Dude, Where's The Keyblade!

Readers: YEAH! (cheer and applaud)

Sora: As you all know, some of you might have read the latest story Hurky completed, which was Dude, Where's Kairi's Sanity, where Sora and Kairi had kids.

Hurky: Now I bring you the sequel to it. It takes place when Sora and Kairi's twins, Skye and Kari, are teenagers.

Riku: Wait a minute, wasn't that a sequel to a sequel to a sequel, oh great, now you've got me confused...

Sora: Relax, Riku. Hurky's still got some Dude Where's up her sleeve!

Hurky: And now, here's the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, Ryo, Alexa, or the Disney characters.

One year had passed since Sora and Kairi became parents. The day after Kairi had the twins, Skye and Kari, Riku had proposed to Ryo right there in Kairi's hospital room. Ryo thought it was one of the greatest moments of her life. She didn't care that she was proposed in a hospital room, as long as the person she loved proposed to her. Since she and Riku had known each other for a long time, the wedding was held on Christmas Eve of that year. Riku and Ryo were now expecting a baby and it was due any day now.

Skye and Kari's first birthday had passed. They were a lot bigger, they knew how to get around the house by crawling, and they could even say a few words. They could only speak one sentence, and Kairi taught it to them. Skye and Kari looked almost exactly alike, except that Skye had two or three spikes in his hair.

Anyway, Sora was asleep on that one morning in October of 2015. It was a weekend, and since he was a teacher, he had the weekend off while Kairi worked Saturdays at her work, which was a reception job at the TV station. She was going back and forth in her and Sora's bedroom, getting ready for work. The twins were sitting on the bed next to Sora.

"Skye, Kari," said Kairi as she fixed her hair into a bun. "Can you wake up Daddy for me?"

The twins grinned and crawled over to Sora. They were really smart, since they knew what they were going to do.

"DADDY, YOU WAZY BUM! GET UP!" they yelled while shaking him.

"Huh?" Sora asked groggily. He turned over to the alarm clock and saw that it was 7:26. He yawned and sat up in bed.

"Sora, you know that you have to get up," Kairi said while she put on her earrings. "You have to watch the twins."

"You just had to teach them to call me a lazy bum." Sora mumbled.

"It's not my fault." said Kairi. "They learned it from hearing me yell it to you. I didn't say, 'Skye, Kari, I'm going to teach you a new way to wake up Daddy!'"

She laughed at her own joke. Sora turned over to the twins, who were now leaning against the pillows Sora had his head on a few minutes ago.

"Piwwow," commented Skye.

"It sure is a pillow!" Sora said with a laugh. He picked up the twins and went to the kitchen, where he placed them in their high chairs. Right when Sora began to give them their breakfast of mashed peaches, Riku, wearing a white button down shirt, pants, and shoes with his silver hair as long as it was in KH1, walked in.

"Hey, Riku." he said.

Riku plopped down in a chair and sighed. "How did you survive Kairi?" he asked frustratingly.

"What?" asked Sora.

"Kairi being pregnant!" finished Riku. "Ryo's driving me insane with her pregnancy! She keeps getting into mood swings and has too many cravings. The other night, when I was at the store, she called me up and asked me to pick up some of those ice cream sundae cherries so she can put them on her pizza!"

"Kairi didn't do that with me often." commented Sora as he spooned some baby food into Kari's mouth. "So, what happened today?"

"Ryo got all moody on me, saying that I didn't love her anymore now that she was 'fat,' but the truth is, she doesn't look pregnant!" said Riku. "I kept telling her that and she just threw a roll of cloth at me, so I left."

All Ryo ever did now that she was on maternity leave was make baby clothes. She made outfits in pink and blue, since she wanted her baby's gender to be a surprise. It was killing Riku not knowing what the baby was going to be. He was hoping Ryo would have a boy, but he also wouldn't mind if it was a girl, either. What Riku said about Ryo assuming that he didn't love her anymore reminded Sora of the same incident he went through, only Kairi actually kicked him out of their bedroom, which was her sanctuary when she was pregnant.

Kairi clomped into the kitchen in her black boots and noticed Riku. "Hi, Riku! Bye, Riku!" she said. She walked over to Skye and Kari and kissed them on their foreheads and then gave Sora a small kiss on the lips. "I'll see you all later!"

The twins waved their little hands as Kairi was about to walk out. "Bye, Mommy!" they said.

Kairi smiled and she ran out the door.

"Well, maybe I'll just go buy Ryo those chocolates she likes and some flowers." Riku said.

Right when he said it, his cell phone rang and he answered it. "Hello?" he asked. "Ryo, listen. I'm really sorry if I was being a jerk. But you honestly don't look pregnant. Remember when you told Baker that you were pregnant three months ago? He said that he didn't notice anything...ha ha, yeah...that's alright."

Sora smiled to himself as he opened another jar of baby food. The twins really liked the fruit because all the mashed peaches in the first jar were gone. Maybe because it tasted sweet. The one they didn't like so far were carrots.

"So, do you want me to pick up anything from the store before I come home?" Riku asked Ryo. "A mozzarella and tomato salad? Okay, and-Ryo, are you okay?"

This made Sora jump in his seat. Riku was silent as he listened to Ryo.

"Just don't go anywhere!" said Riku. "I'll be there as fast as I can!"

He hung up and immediately stood up. "She's having contractions! I gotta take her to the hospital!" he said frantically. He ran out the door. "See ya later!"

Sora sat there in shock for a minute, forgetting where he was. Ryo was in labor. That was a total shock. His best friend and his wife were about to become parents. He just sat there in a trance until Skye took the spoon loaded with peaches from Sora's hand and flung the sticky orange goo at his father. It splattered Sora's face and Skye squealed.

"Wha?" asked Sora, snapping back to reality. He turned to Skye. "Oh, sorry."

After the twins were fed, Sora called Kairi, who was still driving to work.

"Kairi, Ryo called Riku and she's in labor!" said Sora.

"WHAT?" exclaimed Kairi. "That means she'll finally be a mother! She'll know the joys of being one!"

Well, Kairi only knew a few joys of being a mother. She had the joy of being called Mommy and having the love of her kids. She didn't enjoy changing diapers or having baby food splattered all over her face or her nicest clothes whenever the twins disliked a food. She was glad that Sora was willing to change diapers and have baby food all over his face and clothes. Sora was not the kind of father who would hand the baby to Kairi when it needed to be changed and tell her to change the baby.

The next several hours were total chaos. Sora had to stay with the twins for a few hours. Skye nearly killed himself when he crawled over to an electrical socket with his stuffed moogle, him and Kari were both too hyper to take their naps and when Sora finally did get to put them down for their naps, the neighbor's dog got loose outside, barking really loudly, so that woke the twins up and got them all excited, yelling "Doggy!" from their cribs. Then when Sora tried to give them their bath, they kept splashing water all over him until he was soaking wet, and then once again flung their mashed turkey and peas at him. Finally, Sora left the twins at his parents' house so he could go to the hospital to be with Riku and Ryo. When he got there, he found Hurky and Alexa there, and they had just received the news: Ryo was done giving birth and she wanted them to come to her room to meet the baby.

"That was fast," said Sora as he walked with Hurky and Alexa to Ryo's hospital room. "Kairi was in labor for 16 hours and Ryo was only in labor for 9 hours."

"She's a totally different person." said Alexa.

They got to the hospital room and found Ryo lying in bed, holding a baby with hair that was blonde with brown and red wrapped in blue blankets and feeding him with a bottle.

"Hi!" she said.

"OMG, you had a boy!" said Hurky.

"Oh, I wouldn't just say a boy." said Ryo.

Riku turned around and it turned out that he was holding a silver haired baby wrapped in pink blankets. Riku was smiling.

"A girl?" squealed Hurky and Alexa.

"She had twins." said Riku.

"So, what are their names?" asked Sora.

"I'm naming him Kai and I'm naming the girl Yuki." said Ryo.

"Kai and Yuki Thompson." Sora said. "Kinda goes together."

Suddenly, Yuki began to cry.

"Aw man!" said Riku, trying to comfort his new daughter. "She's only forty minutes old and she's been crying more than her brother! AND SHE'S LOUD!"

"As your mother said," Alexa commented. "You were a fussy baby yourself, so maybe your daughter will be one, too!"

"Here, let me hold her." Sora said.

Riku handed Sora the crying baby and he began to rock her.

"Are you sure rocking her will put her to sleep?" asked Riku.

"Shhh..." Sora shushed the baby. "It's okay..."

As he rocked the baby, Yuki's cries began to quiet down until she finally stopped crying and fell asleep. Riku was astonished.

"I can't believe you..." he said.

"I've been a dad for a year," said Sora. "This was how I got Skye to sleep when he was a newborn."

Several hours later, Riku's parents and Kairi showed up at the hospital. Riku's parents were extremely happy because their son had twins when he was a twin himself and they were now grandparents. Mr. and Mrs. Thompson sat in chairs and held their new grandchildren.

"How come Rep isn't a dad, yet?" asked Alexa.

"Because Rep is a loser and a loner!" joked Riku. "Nah, I'm just kidding. He has a girlfriend, but she only uses him for work related stuff."

Rep worked for a secret organization. No, it wasn't the Organization XIII. Just some secret agency.

"How do you know that?" asked Ryo.

"Because she told me herself!" said Riku.

Everyone laughed...

That night, Sora and Kairi were putting the twins, who were asleep, into their cribs. Skye wore blue pajamas and Kari had pink pajamas. They were the kinds that had the feet on them. Their parents were talking about the day's events.

"I remember when I had Skye and Kari," said Kairi as she put the green blanket over Skye and stroked his spiky head. She looked up at Sora. "I was in extreme pain, but it made me happy in the end to hear Skye and Kari crying for the first time."

"Kairi, you were still screaming when you finished having them." Sora joked. "Then, you passed out for a minute."

Kairi playfully punched Sora in the arm.

"Ow!" Sora said.

Kairi laughed. "Well, wouldn't you be exhausted, too, if you had just pushed out two babies and not one?" she asked.

"I guess," replied Sora. "But that was one of the happiest moments of my life. Holding the twins for the first time."

Kairi sighed. "Yeah. That did make me feel that all that pain was worth it." she said.

She and Sora both kissed the babies on their foreheads, walked to the door, turned out the light, and walked away...

Hurky: I know it was kind of dumb and boring. But this is just the epilogue. It was just to get started on the story. We'll fast forward 13 years in the next chapter.