I didn't head the warnings, so my story got deleted. I've changed it to this, shrinking it considerably, buttrying to keep some of the humor from my first piece. Please try to review this too. Enjoy!
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Convenient, Slightly Inconspicuous Alien
So here's Rose Tyler! Come on, give her a clap! And there's a living plastic alien that looks like a shop window dummy that she thinks are students dressing up to scare her! Hey, here's an alien with a convenient lift! The living plastic guy, called an Auton, can't get through metal doors, for some reason. The Doctor (the convenient alien) has a home-made bomb. And…. BOOM! There goes the building!
Hey, it's the Doctor again! But no time for that now – Rose has to find a creepy guy that knows about the Doctor. But what's this – the Doctor can feel spinning planets? Anyway, off to Clive's house with the slightly-annoying-boyfriend-who-may-turn-out-to-be-useful-later a.k.a. Mickey! Then, of course, he gets himself eaten by a bin. And he loses the car keys too. Typical.
So. Meet Clive, our resident transdimensional stalker! The Doctor's a title, he says, of many people, because the Doctor appeared in loads of places. Wait! It's one man! Anyway, let's go out and see her slightly-annoying-boyfriend-who-may-turn-out-to-be-useful-later – with a detachable head! Does Rose know anything about the Doctor? Speak of the Devil! I mean Doctor! And he detaches the detachable head! Clever guy! But Mickey doesn't need a head to work! So run for your life, Rose! No, not out the exit – go into the slightly-60's-police-public-call-box-shaped-time-machine which is also slightly inconspicuous! As Rose says – it multi-tasks! And, of course, the inside is from another dimension, but you already knew that.
Time for the Doctor to use this new technology of his to track the plastic blob living under London – the Nestene Conscience. But, now he's found it, he'll use his Time Machine – to travel through SPACE! Down into the sewer where the afore mentioned blob will be….
…and Rose's slightly-annoying-boyfriend-who-may-turn-out-to-be-useful-later, and not the version with a detachable head. What are the odds of that, eh? But while trying to talk some sense into the blob, the Doctor gets captured by the blob servants. As Thicky spends his time watching Tarzan, Rose has to do the George of the Jungle impression.
Out in the streets, the dummies are killing people! Like Clive, the transdimensional stalker from before. He's taken death by alien invasion.
Rose uses her pre-SuperPhone to call her mum with SuperPhone like powers! But mum's stubborn, and gets attack by wedding dress models.
So the Doctor summons his TARDIS, and the Nestene Conscience might scream the words 'Bad Wolf'. The Doctor feeds the Conscience, killing the Autons. The Doctor asks Rose to come with him. Hmm… alien or normal life? Normal life, please. Would you like fries with that? So the Doctor leaves, alone, and the episode would have ended there if he hadn't realised he had cup holder and muffins. So here's Rose! Bye Thicky! See you next invasion! And now it ends!
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