Harry=un-Bold

Severus=Bold

"Minerva, don't start at this God-forsaken hour with Potter!"

"Hermoine, if you say another thing about that hook-nosed git, I swear I'll hex you!"

"Dumbledore, I think it will be more productive if you taught him Legilimency."

"I have Legilimency with Snape, Ron! I think I have a right to be a bit pissed-off!"

"If you could clear your mind, I wouldn't have to strain myself explaining why your not excelling!"

"If you could stop being a git and actually try to teach me, I wouldn't suck at this!"

"Potter, as you so eloquently put it, sucking is just something you do oh-so naturally."

"Really Professor? Is that a talent you have an eye for?"

"Yes Potter, I keep an eye out for potential suckers and you just so happen to have that ability."

"So you admit that suckers appeal to you?"

"If it means that you are good at it, then yes, I am appealed by suckers."

"How do you know I'm good at it Professor? You haven't fully established how well I suck."

"For once Potter, I do believe that you are correct. I must establish how well you suck."

"When will get the chance to prove how good I suck? I don't want to disappoint you, Professor."

"Hmm. I do believe a study guide is in order. Don't you Mr. Potter?"

"I agree wholly...but who can I study on Professor?"

"You will need a study partner who is very good with studying and such."

"And who can help me stay on track, since I get distracted so easily Professor."

"Yes, yes. Also who will be able to give you pointers on the delicate art of sucking."

"Can't forget they must also be able to study with me into the slight hours of morning. To ensure that I have studied correctly."

"Of course. They must be male."

"Why Professor?"

"Because you need a strong hand to keep you handled. Wouldn't you agree?"

"Hmm...yes. But who do I know who has a strong hand, able mind, and male body? Any ideas Professor?"

"Hmm. I may know and eligible study partner..."

"Are you sure that those two are okay? I mean, they were really mad at each other when we got them together. They haven't left his private quarters since last Friday. And it's Tuesday!" mumbled a very worried Hermoine. The Headmaster and olden Professor shared knowing winks.

"They just have some frustration to burn off." replied a twinkly-eyed Headmaster.

Just a little something I threw together. Reviews are welcome.