Hey guys! Welcome to my story called "When Life Gives You Lemons."

I have rewritten many of the chapters, so if you are a follower and wonder why it was updated and there are no new chapters, that is why.

I ask that you all review this and give me feedback. I haven't gotten any, so I don't know what I have done wrong versus what I've done right so this story might not be that good.

Hn.

I noticed that a lot of people have been only reading the first chapter and then not going on. I ask that you do because, in my opinion, this chapter is one of the weakest chapters. I don't have much(any) experience in writing, so the way I deliver things might be a little eye-soreish. You'll have to forgive me for that. As a story goes, however, I find that I did fairly well. This story is going to turn out a lot happier than canon, and hopefully 'fix' a lot of the things in canon that went wrong. For example, Naruto is going to actually improve over his three year training trip, not just learn how to make a bigger ball. Sasuke is going to grow a heart. Sakura is going to be useful. Naruto might actually notice Hinata. Happy things.

Thanks for reading my rant, now(hopefully) enjoy the short prologue chapter.

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The day was just a normal day. It was Thursday, and that means another episode of my favorite anime was out. As the video loaded, I noticed from the description that the fillers were finally over. "Awesome, it's time for Gai to go 8 gates in Madara!" I said in excitement. No one was home, so I felt the need to talk out loud.

But if no one was home, then why did I just hear a thump behind me?

Expecting a robber, I wasn't surprised to see the black clothing and mask. But what threw me for a loop was the orange swirl mask and red-clouded cloak.

"Let's go for a trip, boy."

Obito was at my side in a second, pulling me into his Kamui realm.

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Expecting Obito's Kamui realm, I was confused by the dark room I was in. There was a stone tablet resting in the center of a wall on the ground.

"Okay, Uchiha Stone Tablet? Why am I here?"

"I should ask you the same thing," a voice said behind me.

Uchiha Sasuke was standing behind me with his trademark scowl on his face. Dressed in his pre-Chunin exams clothing, he looked tense and on guard.

"Would you believe me if I said I don't know why I'm in this room?" I asked, choosing my words carefully.

"Room? You say that as if you're in a real place. This is my mind, aho."

(Aho-idiot, moron)

I'm in his mind? How the hell...

"Why the hell am I in your mind?"

"Shouldn't you be the one telling me that? Jeez, your almost as bad as the dobe."

Ignoring him, I said "How? Why would he put me here of all places?"

"Who's he? It's not.. that man, is it?" Sasuke said with a angry frown. Of course, Itachi... Wait! I can fix this! I can convince him that Itachi doesn't really hate him!

"You're not gonna believe this, but..." I said, and began to tell him my story. I left out the identity of Obito, not wanting him to know the identity of the masked man just yet. Instead I said that the man was possibly Madara, as he could be the only one powerful enough to do so.

I also withheld my information on Itachi for the time being. I didn't feel like dealing with an angsty conceited Sasuke finding out his brother wasn't the king of all assholes like he thought.

When I was done, Sasuke just smirked. "You really expect me to believe I'm just a character in a manga? I'm an Uchiha, one as elite as me couldn't be from a children's show, aho."

I couldn't tell if he was teasing or not, and replied with, "But Sasuke-sama, wouldn't one as wonderful and powerful as you be too good to be true? It makes perfect sense!"

Sasuke just scowled at me. "You're just jealous. If you know so much, why don't you tell me all about myself?"

"If that's what you want," I replied with a grin.

Sasuke muttered "I can't wait to hear this."

"You're Uchiha Sasuke, last member of the Uchiha. Your brother killed your entire clan, and left you alone. You're on a team with Naruto and Sakura, and your sensei is Hatake Kakashi." I told him, grinning.

"Anyone could tell you those things, so I'm not convinced."

I was waiting for that. "Your favorite food is tomatoes. You're a self-loving, revenge-obsessed, power-hungry genin who thinks he'll he can take on Uchiha Itachi himself as long as he 'focuses all his hatred on That Man'. The last thing you saw after your brother killed your clan was Itachi standing atop a pole, crying. You refuse to believe that he was crying, and that instead it was a genjutsu."

Sasuke just looked at me in disbelief before he disappeared from his mindscape.

"Well, that went well!"

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So there is my rewrite of chapter one. I made it a lot more in depth while keeping it short too keep your guys' interest. I will rewrite the next couple chapters too, but I wanted to get this one fixed ASAP.

Hn.