Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki but I'd sure be lucky if I did
Plot: ever think the guys are always so cool? All I can assure you is that they're always funny but before the program begins, here's a Commercial brought to you by the Sanzo-ikkou with your host; "Niku"
" ♥ INTERMISSIONS ♥ "
Commercial: Intro to the group
(loud applause)
Niku (sarcastic host/ reporter): Welcome again everyone! I'm here to introduce the one and only Sanzo-Ikkou! We're here for a short interview and clips with them before the real show begins
Niku: here's a question for Mr. Gojyo, so, do you find fighting a youkai a nice work out?
Gojyo: Well, I'm not much into working out right now, my recent philiosophy is, "No Pain, no pain."(coughs)
Awkward silence….
Niku: Oh that was interesting uhuh, that was well, anyway who am I trying to fool?
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Up Next...Interview with Goku (applause) and on his right; "Hakkai!" (applause)
Niku: you know Hakkai, seeing how reckless you drive, you should drive slowly. When you drive fast, accidents catch up with you.
Hakkai: Well, actually Ms. Niku, I drive fast so the accident cannot catch up with us
Niku: I see…moving on...
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Niku: here's a smart simple science question! For a not so smart simple…uhm well
Goku: Don't worry Hakkai thought me science.
Hakkai: you can do it Goku, just remember what you learned.
Niku: good, listen carefully I know it is hard for you to understand but I'd be fired If I don't get this shoot. Well, here it goes. Why do you think electricity is important?
Goku: If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight
Awkward pause...
Hakkai: I never taught him science
Niku: Yep, that's great mister Hakkai, dignity first!
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Next up: Sanzo!
Niku: what is the difference between a bigfoot and an intelligent Goku
Sanzo: There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot
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Niku: Now there's some smart decent answer!
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Niku: Now that you've heard them, its time to see the clips of my last week's experience with the Sanzo ikkou
(the big screen started playing the clip)
In an inn...
Niku: Hey Gojyo, I see your cough is better this morning
Gojyo: Why not? I've been practicing all night
Niku: I'd better ask somebody else for the shoot (leaves)
Niku: Can't you do anything else Goku, besides eating and fighting?
Goku: well, I can get money from Gojyo. Come on I'll show you
Niku sneaking behind a tree…Goku approached Gojyo
Goku: Gojyo, will you lend me 20 dollars if I asked you?
Gojyo: Well, I've got nothing to do with it yet, so yes, I suppose so.
Goku: Alright then, lend me 20 dollars but just give me 10 first
Gojyo: Okay, but why?
Goku: Then you'll owe me 10, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be square
(Smiles)
Niku: Smooth move!
Goku: I know, he never realized it
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Niku: now you've heard them and seen them. There's no need to introduce them further. And that's it for this commercial now get back to the show
A/N: Please review so you can tell me your favorite parts Thanks to all the reviewers!!!♥♥♥