Note-This is Mostpower, Im putting some of my brothers fanfic on my account. He wants to see how it works out. Also im editing this.

Link and the magic Can Opener.

One day in Hyrule Link and Ganon was watching T.v, Ganon and like became friends when Ganon when Link opened a car wash,Ganon brought car by and the rest is history. what ever happened to Zelda you may ask. well she married a guy name master cheif or something like that.

Hey Ganon you seen my can opener asked Link. No ive been looking for it for a while now i can't open my dog food with out it. I think we need to go look for a new one said link.

Later that day.

Link and Gonon meet up with their friend Clark Kent.

Hey Clark can you stop having phone booth sex for a minute and help us find a can opener?

Sorry Link i cant help you, but if its a can opener you need ill give you mine.

Clark walks into the house.

Link and Gonan put there ears to the door.

Clark was in the house saying "oooo yeah can opener, Dont make me stick it in there. The can opener screamed in horror.{Mostpower put that in{

Lets get out of here said Link. Ganon and link walked near this big castle, Some guy a big red hat with a M on it.

Hiiiiiiii Link want some pasta. Who is that Ganon cried. Thats my old pasta eating,toilet pulming friend Mario,Mario this is Ganon. Hiyaaaaa Ganon,want some pizza. Sorry no time for that Morio were looking for our Can opener link smiled. It might be in my castle lets take a look, Lets a Go.

Link,Ganon and Mario walks into castle.

Its not vary long I hope you guys like it. Im going to have my own account soon or a later. Chapter 2 coming later.