Spock + Chocolate = Awesome!
This is a random story that me and Random523 came up with one night. For those that read Welcome To The Future, sorry but I'm in a miner writers block, but should be over it soon! Anyway, enjoy and I do not own Star Trek.
Chapter 1: Scotty!
"Dammit, Keenser! Get back here and gimme back mah wrench!" Scotty screamed, running down the stairs into the main engine room. He passed by a few Engineers, who ignored the outraged Scotsman. Scotty stopped when he heard snickering. An evil smile split his face as he got closer to the laughing.
He listened closely and realized that the laughing was getting closer. Turning the corner, expecting to see the small green man/ thing, but ran into a smiling Spock.
"Agh! Commander, ya scurred mah. 'Ave ya seen Keenser?" Scotty asked the swaying Vulcan. Scotty nearly crapped his pants when Spock giggled and said, "You talk funny…Almost like a song the Captain made me listen to…."
Scotty's eyes widen at the slurred speech, but his eyes nearly fell out of his head when Spock started to sing….
Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring, And he never taught me anything, But still I slap my chest and sing - Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
"I'm not your dad…" Scotty mumbled and let out a manly squeal when Spock grabbed his shoulder and continued singing…
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map, And he never shuts his freakin' trap...
"Hey! Now dats jus' rude!" Scotty yelled at the crazed First Officer. Spock ignored him and let go of Scotty's shoulder and made his way out of Engineering, leaving a trail of Engineers and Ensigns in a stat of confusion and shock.
The next chapter should be up by tomorrow… Please review!