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It was a cold, rainy day in Forks Washington. But that was nothing new. The noise of the family of vampires inside the large home could be heard from outside.

"Why would you two do this?" shouted a very angry Edward.

"I've seen nothing bad is going to happen," replied Alice. "And I thought that it'd be fun. We'd get to show off! You know I love doing that, Edward."

Edward sighed. "You know Carlisle is going to be furious." As if on queue, they heard Carlisle's Mercedes pull up the long drive way.

"Why am I going to be angry?" Carlisle said as he stepped through the door.

Edward sighed. "Here Read this, and then tell me why," He handed him a thick envelope.

Carlisle

It was a very, very long day at the office. I was so glad to finally be getting home to my beautiful Esme . As I pulled up our long driveway to the lovely home that Esme had designed, I heard a lot of commotion.

"Why would you two do this?" Edward yelled. Oh, lovely, what had they done now?

"I've seen nothing bad is going to happen," replied Alice. "And I thought that it'd be fun. We'd get to show off! You know I love doing that, Edward." You know, I don't even think I want to know.

Edward sighed. "You know Carlisle is going to be furious." So this did involve me? I walked up to the house and sighed. Do I really want to come home? Yes, I've got to. I slowly pulled open the door and stepped inside.

"Why am I going to be angry?" I asked, glancing around at the faces of my family. Edward looked worried. Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie had a grin plastered on their faces. Jasper, Jacob, Renesmee, and Bella were watching TV, and my lovely Esme was just staring at me with a look I couldn't quite recognize.

"Here Read this, and then tell me why," Edward handed me a large envelope. I pulled out the letter and read it aloud.

Dear Cullen Family,

Congratulations! You've been accepted on the show, Wife Swap. We saw your video, and we would love to have you! Cameras will be coming to your home on June 26TH, so please make sure that you're prepared. Thank you for applying and I'll be seeing you all soon!

What!? Why would they do this? We're vampires, for crying out loud!

"Whose idea?" I asked. Everybody looked at Emmett and Alice.

"Carlisle, nothing bad is going to happen," Alice replied, very confident. My tension eased, due to Jasper.

"Yeah, this could be a good experience for all of us! Wouldn't it be fun?" Rosalie smiled. Oh, how these girls loved showing off. I suppose it could be fun.

"I guess, but what about when we have to eat?" I asked.

"Well, we all could be anorexic, or vegetarians," Emmett replied.

"I am NOT anorexic! A man needs his meat!" Jacob yelled from the other room.

"Some man you are," Edward scoffed.

"I can hear you!" He yelled back.

"Enough. I suppose we could try it. What's the date?" I asked.

"The 24th." Edward replied.

"Alright, we'll pack Esme tonight, prepare the house tomorrow, and we should be set." This can't do any harm, right?

"What about our bedrooms? I can't just be like, 'oh yeah, I'm dating my adopted brother Emmett and we have sex every minute possible'." Rosalie said. "I don't want to be known as the incestuous hottie from Wife Swap."

"I guess that's a problem," Bella spoke up for the first time. "Well don't we have enough spare bedrooms? ROse, Alice, Renesmee, and I could move all of our stuff into the bedrooms on the second floor, and the boys could move up to the third floor." She suggested.

Alice

What? I'm not moving all of my stuff. Jasper can move his.

"Mine and Jasper's room is already on the second floor, so Jasper, move upstairs." Everybody ran to go move, which, at vampire speed, would not take long at all. Good thing we decided on the white walls for every body though. I thought back to the day Emmett came up with the idea…

Edward, Bella, and Jasper were out hunting. Renesmee was at La Push with Jacob, Carlisle and Esme were on a vacation to Paris, leaving just me, Emmett, and Rosie at home. I was online shopping, and Emmett and Rosalie were making out. Ew.

"Will you guys please stop and just watch some TV or something?" I asked. Sure, Rose was my best friend, and my favorite shopping partner, but I don't want to see her and Emmett suck face.

"Sure," Emmett said, turning on the TV. Some TV show called Wife Swap was on. "I love this show! Wouldn't it be fun to be on?" And almost as expected, a little light bulb went off in Emmett's head. "Hey! We should! Alice, you could make the video, you're good at that! And can't you get Jasper to do his Carlisle impression?" I searched the future, and saw nothing going bad. It looked rather fun.

"I guess so," Rose and I would have to do some serious shopping.

Coming out of the memory, I heard Edward sigh.

"Alice, why? Don't you love me?" Edward asked.

"Um, no comment," I answered quickly and ran upstairs. I turned on my computer, and went to Neiman Marcus's website. This was going to be so fun!