It was a late night for HeeHeeX2, later than usual, dark, wet, hot, saucy, the perfect ingredients for an sexual soup. "What a day, working the mines really tore me up today, I really need to get loose" said HeeHee. Hot and sweaty, dripping like a camel on Ramadan in the middle of the Sahara, HeeHee decided to head for the bath. He slowly started to undress and head for his bathroom, incense in tow along with a wide variety of bath beads. As he slowly dipped his steaming body into the vat of warm and soapy water he heard a familiar voice call out. "Hey beautiful" Said the mysterious stranger. "How about some company". HeeHee was startled but also aroused since he knew the voice. It was Duke, better know as Duke_BigBulgeWater, Standing in the door, naked and hung like a sloth. "Well hey their dukey boy, of course I could use some company, this bath is built for 2" said HeeHee while blushing. "Hehehe, you always know what to say" Giggled Duke. But do you know what time it is, Question duke. "No duke, why is something about to happen" Said HeeHee slyly. "Why yes, its time for your glover run" said Duke, Duke then unclenched his rock hard ass and out dropped a perfect quality N64 cart of Glover. "My my my Duke, how could I forget" Winked HeeHee. Duke then started to ram the cart right up HeeHees little tight butthole. "Im gonna pound that ass until I could land a hole in 1 in it" Screamed Duke. Duke was hollering like a wild beast, like the man he was. "Oh Duke this is a little rough" whimpered HeeHee. Then things got serious, HeeHee was far behind marathon time and Duke would have none of that. "This cart is going to touch the back of your mouth when im through with you" Duke then started force his hand deep within the body of HeeHee. "OH GOD DUKE PLEASE STOP I CANT TAKE THIS, IT HURTS" cried HeeHee "THIS IS GONNA FIT" Yelled Duke. Blood was pouring out of HeeHees sphincter, more than any human should be able to produce. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Yelled HeeHee before he collapsed due to blood loss. "Well that will teach you to be late for a marathon, MY marathon that is" Stated Duke.
Just then, born from the carange, blood, and sex, birthed a new being, one not of this world.
It was Cosmo, the Nail king and the Prince of gaps. He rose above the water and gently landed on it with his toes, walking on it like a leaf in the river. Duke was stunned as this god, he got on one Knee and awaited for what this golden god had to proclaim. Out came only 3 words from the god mouth "Kiss the Nails" and without hesitation, Duke kissed them and in a blinding light cancer for kids was cured.