Artemis Fowl:

Holly and Her obsession (and relationship) with the Tree

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Disclaimer: I don't own any Artemis Fowl books character, but I do own the tree (AKA Arty)

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Chapter1

Holly was walking down the street (even though she can fly), staring up into space, and then she saw him. The most handsome dude in the world

"He's so hot, so absolutely…"BAM!

"Perfect" Holly finished her sentence, and then she saw the tree

"Hello Arty! Let's get it on!" Holly ripped of her shirt and was passionately making out with the tree.

"OH Arty it's so big!" Holly shouted

"Yeah baby! yea! Oh Arty it is huge!" Holly yelled out

"What is huge? Are you okay?" It was Artemis and he seemed to be staring at Holly very questionably

"Uhmm…Yea It's huge! I mean your head, who ever knew you were so big headed, but have only a big peanut inside whose wanting to crack and be FREEEEE!" Holly was horny

"Uhmm….Holly you should go home now." Artemis turned around and when he saw Holly was about to follow he ran while calling for help.

Then Holly was too horny she humped the tree with her pants down. Then she realized she would need Artemis Fowl to the job

"Oh Arty!"

She looked everywhere until she realized he was at the gym, because that was the last place she would look. The in the boys bathroom Artemis was taking a shower

Holly stripped herself

And into the shower realizing it was Foaly

"Lets get it on holly." Foaly said

she realized she jumped into the wrong shower.

"Ah there he is." Holly said

Nope it wasn't Fowl it was Butler, then again but this time it was Julius

"Hey Short check my peanut."

"EWWWWWWWWWW!" Holy shouted and then stumbled into the right shower

"Uhmm This is awkward." Artemis said

"No it isn't Lets get it on!" Holly jumped on Artemis

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Artemis screamed!

"HUH" Holly realized while she was humping the tree a coconut hit her.

"DAMNIT!IT WAS A DREAM WAAAAAA!" Holly began to cry

Then she really woke up in bed, next to the tree.

"Hey Arty" Holly kissed the tree

Then she left to go to work

Author Note-Ahh a weird story yes BUT WHO CARES!

Holly- I care you bitch u cant make me like that

Author-Oh yes I CAN!

Holly-Come on bitch lets get it on

Author takes out the tree with a knife

Author- I'll kill it if u don't obey bitch!

Holly-No don't hurt Arty! Hey stop making me fall in love with a tree!

Author-TOO BAD About to cut arty

Holly- fine you win bitch!