A/N: hi I'm back and for once I'm not doing a fanfic on sonic. Well it is coz it's got Sonic characters on. I've got a load of Stories like this that I'm writing this one where ROUGE the bat is replacing HERMIONE GRANGER enjoy the very short opening chapter papayas!
CH1: Switch (turn it over and-hit it- turn around now-switch- turn it over and-hit it- oh la la la! sorry will smith song. I'll shut up)
Hermione turned round to face Ron. "What is wrong with you today? You should be glad- we've got double Astrology this morning then potions this afternoon!" she snapped
"Oooh the pleasure!" Ron said rolling his eyes.
"Will you two stop arguing for fucks sake!" Harry squealed loudly. Gripping his hair and almost ripping it from his skull.
"NO!" Hermione and Ron yelled at the same time. Suddenly, there was a bright light in front of Hermione and she disappeared from sight. A bat was placed in front of Harry and Ron.
"OH shit!" The bat shouted angrily. "Where the fuck am I? I was just on the verge of snogging Knuckles!"
Harry and Ron stared in awe at the bat. She looked easy and attractive. Maybe they should try pulling her. But she was a bat! A different species altogether. She turned round and stared at the young wizards.
"Who the hell are you? And what are you looking at?" she snapped. The two boys were silent. Where was Hermione? And who was this bat.
A/N: so what did you think it's a bit different but I don't know you tell me- and please don't mention my language in your reviews. R+R!